What conversation did you have with your cat today?

carebearbaby1

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My conversation with Monster. Me, "Do you really have to drown your kitten toy in the water bowl and then leave it on the couch all night? It makes a giant wet spot that takes all day to dry." Monster, "Yes."
 

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Had a talk with Sammi about being brave during the thunderstorm:

Me: can you come out from under the loveseat to eat your breakfast?

Sammi:  Is the thunder gone?

Me:  No

Sammi:  Then you have your answer.   Can you bring the food under here to me?  


Me: No I cannot and besides you do not eat under there.   


Sammi:  Guess we have a stalemate then, and you know I always win those...  (Cat Evil Grin)  

Me:  (Sigh) Do you want the Fancy Feast or kibble?  And do I use the good china or the clay bowl?  

Sammi:  The Fancy Feast please with a side of water and in the good china since you mentioned it.  


Aside to Mickey from Sammi:  See kid this is how you manage her when you want to win the argument  (Snicker) 
 

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Hubby to Rico:  "Rico!  Get out from under my feet!  I mean it!  Rico!  Go find something constructive to do!"   
 

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Sammi:  come on!  Get UP!  Right now (5:00 a.m.)  I am HUNGRY!!!!!!

Me:  Awww...please let me sleep I will feed you in an hour.  

Sitting on my head and purring..... Sammi:  No I am HUNGRY!!!!!   (Aside to Mickey:   "Come on help me get her up...Food is in the kitchen")

Mickey AND Sammi:  COME ON GET UP!!!  We want FOOD!

Me:   OK I am coming.

Goes to kitchen puts fresh water out and opens can of food:  (Chicken)  Puts bowls down.

Sammi:    I do not like that kind

Me:  If you do not eat it Mickey will get it , it will not be there later for you if you change your mind.  You better eat it now.....

Sammi leaves kitchen.  (now 5:14 a.m.)

5:18 a.m. bowls are clean (Mickey had a double breakfast)   Sammi:  I need breakfast.   Go fix me something....

  LOL
 
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Mogli and I had our usual conversation about his appetite. He has now lived with us for 51 weeks, but still acts like he just came from the shelter and is starving to death. What self-respecting cat eats radishes and begs for gherkins? There was no need to discuss clipping his front claws - he just stretched out and yawned while I was doing it.
 

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We have oh so many conversations in this kitty house. The two most common, however, are:

Kitties: We want to go out.

Mom: You have a kitty door, so go...

Kitties: It's cold (wet, windy, cloudy, too hot - pick a category)

Mom: And?

Kitties: FIX IT!

Mom: I can't fix it.

Kitties: We're BORED.

Mom: You guys have every kitty toy known to man. Go play a game.

Kitties: THOSE old things? *huff*

Mom: I have to pay bills and I'm not the entertainment committee.

Kitties: *more huffing and flopping around on their towels in front of the computer screen*

Mom: *finally gives in and starts a game of chase*

The other one is, of course, about mealtime. Ivy never saw food she didn't love, so she is in position and doing her "hurry up" meow. Jams? Nowhere to be found.

Mom: Jams! Breakfast!

Jams: *silence*

Mom: Jams! Soup's on! Hurry up!

Jams: *silence*

Mom: *gives up after several more calls and goes to find Jams, who is sitting in the on the bedroom stand, staring expectantly down the hallway*

Mom: What? You have to be carried?

Mom: *gives in, as always, and carries Jams to his bowls.

Jams: What is THAT?

Mom: It's commonly referred to as "your breakfast", Bud.

Jams: I don't want THAT. Fix me something else.

Mom: No. We've done that short order thing before and you still don't eat it.

Jams: Don't wipe it on my lips! I don't WANT it.

Mom: Fine. Ivy will eat it and don't expect special snacks later.

Jams: Fine.

Mom: Ya know, there are a million...

Jams: Yeah, yeah... a million cats in China who would LOVE to have this breakfast. Let's mail it to them then...
 

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Haha! And we always seem to end up sounding like our mothers, don't we? Didn't work on me and it doesn't work on him.

 

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So many of these are crazy funny

 

Today, this morning:

Me: Sweetie, I have to clean your nose, you have boogies.
Morgana: ?
Me: Come 'ere
Morgana: ???
Me: I know you don't like it, but you have to hold still
Morgana: !!!
Me: If you hold still, the faster it will be done and over with.
Morgana: >b

Me: There we go, no more nose boogies! Good girl!
Morgana: Humph!
 

Yesteday evening, in the kitchen:
 

Camelot: Meow
Me: No Camie, you had enough treats

Camelot: Meeeeoooooowwww
Me: Cam no, no more treats

Camelot: *Stretches across the floor*
Me: You are not starving, you ate like a piggy today
Camelot: Meeeeeeoooooowww!! *Proceeds to show the "I'm Dying" look while sprawled position*
 
 

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After relentlessly sitting on my face, running over my body at top speed and pawing at my face because it's breakfast time! I told Kitty that this waking me up at 4 am for breakfast has got to stop and she walked over to her bowl and meowed. I'm pretty sure that meow really said "enough with the chatter food lady and bring me my breakfast".
 

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LOL....@betsygee   yeah,
I really don't see anything WRONG in the picture.
..LOL....but can you please post it in the "Caption This" Thread.   I'm sure that this particular conversation was very short..."Nope...not me!"
 
 

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I bought Bear some pinky mice today, I thought it'd make a good raw snack. I said, "Here eat the tasty baby mouse." Her response was, "That thing has feet, I'm NOT eating that!"
 
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Had to leave Kitty alone today, I'm usually with her all day, so I remaindered her no kitty parties and catnip! [emoji]128516[/emoji]
 

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Couple of days ago:

 

Camelot: *Hops on dining room table*
Me: Cam, don't go and chew on those roses
Camelot: *Starts chewing*
Me: Cam no no no, you will get sick if you keep doing that
Camelot: *Pauses* *Then proceeds with chewing*
Me: Nah! *Removes Cam from dining room table*
Camelot: *Hops back on dining room table* *Pauses* *Then barfs on dining room table*
Me: .........



 
 

betsygee

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Couple of days ago:

 

Camelot: *Hops on dining room table*
Me: Cam, don't go and chew on those roses
Camelot: *Starts chewing*
Me: Cam no no no, you will get sick if you keep doing that
Camelot: *Pauses* *Then proceeds with chewing*
Me: Nah! *Removes Cam from dining room table*
Camelot: *Hops back on dining room table* *Pauses* *Then barfs on dining room table*
Me: .........



 
Hahaha!
 
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