Cat Rules: (St. Louis Style)
Never forget that there are 6 of us
and 4 of you
If you forget; we have the right to remind you.
(these reminders may be in the form of fallen ceiling tiles in the kitchen, No leaves left on seedlings just starting to gain strength on the back porch, which you "securely locked" last time you checked; that you were hoping to plant in garden later. Overturned litter box. Cats in pet food cabinet(even though cabinet was securely taped shut. . . .
) and large hole chewed in dry cat food which has been strewn throughout kitchen.)
We will decide to let you know one of us is shut in bedroom with you in the middle of the nite by jumping squarely on your chest and scaring the Holy S--t out of you.
All attempts to find and eject the interloper will fail.
Since we are not allowed outdoors; all fake plants(including "fiber optic lighted" ones) will be chewed to the nubs.
Foil Ball is played on our terms: cats do NOT fetch!!! (you throw it, you go get it. . .you throw it, you go get it. . .you throw it, you go get it. . . etc. infinitum. . :laughing2)
This list is subject to amendments when and where needed.
Smokey Josephina (thinks she is a Ballerina :pinky: )
MoMo (that Monster Boy)