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- Jan 26, 2014
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Hello.
My name is Puff.
I am absolutely adorable.
Please feel free to lavish praise upon me.
Make sure to compliment me on my beautiful tail which I most humbly believe is my best trait. If you do not find my tail as beautiful and full as I do then it is unlikely I will trust your sense of taste or overall judgment in general.
Did I say I am adorable?
Do you think I am adorable?
How much so?
Okay enough about you, back to me. I love to chatter at squirrels. I do not like the neighbors (it's my yard, not theirs, why don't they get that? UGH) nor do I like loud noises or large moving vehicles.
I am also adorable.
Here a couple pictures of me which I am sure you will agree are adorable. I must with great regret say that the cameraman here is a bit of an amateur (I can't do anything about that) which is unfortunate. Were my photographer properly skilled and equipped he could have better captured my normally glistening fur (I am immaculate) and eliminated several lighting issues. Because of this I just look like an average show cat when in actuality I am far superior.
My name is Puff.
I am absolutely adorable.
Please feel free to lavish praise upon me.
Make sure to compliment me on my beautiful tail which I most humbly believe is my best trait. If you do not find my tail as beautiful and full as I do then it is unlikely I will trust your sense of taste or overall judgment in general.
Did I say I am adorable?
Do you think I am adorable?
How much so?
Okay enough about you, back to me. I love to chatter at squirrels. I do not like the neighbors (it's my yard, not theirs, why don't they get that? UGH) nor do I like loud noises or large moving vehicles.
I am also adorable.
Here a couple pictures of me which I am sure you will agree are adorable. I must with great regret say that the cameraman here is a bit of an amateur (I can't do anything about that) which is unfortunate. Were my photographer properly skilled and equipped he could have better captured my normally glistening fur (I am immaculate) and eliminated several lighting issues. Because of this I just look like an average show cat when in actuality I am far superior.