Does Your Cat Own You ??!!

1.Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?

2.Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?

3.Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?

4.Do you scoop out the litter box after each use?

5.Do you wait at the box with the scoop in your hand?

6.Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks the butter?

7.Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?

8.Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?

9.Do you kiss your cat on the lips?

10.Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork?

11.Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat?

12.Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it?

13.Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?

14.Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?

15.Did you buy a video tape of fish swimming in an aquarium to
entertain your cat?

16.Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?

17.Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?

18.Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse?

19.Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card?

20.Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?

21.Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both watched the same commercial on television?

22.Do you microwave your cat's food? Prepare it from scratch?

23.Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or footboard, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat?

24.At the store, do you pick up the catfood and kitty litter before you pick out anything for yourself?

25.Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays?

26.Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of an omelette made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout?

27.Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children? (Pollsters claim that 40 percent of cat owners carry their pet's pictures in their wallets, by the way.)

28.When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you insist that they say a few words to your cat as well?

29.Do you accept dates only with those who have a cat? If so, do you eventually double-date with the cats to see how they get along?

30.When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your cat, by name, to them?

OMG ...... I am in trouble here to many yesssss

YUP!!
But more than 50 lbs a Week!!

I could relate to many of these!

8.Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?

20.Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?

If you could see how VERY CUTE Snowball looks when he's lying on the bed you wouldn't disturb him either!!!

21.Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both watched the same commercial on television?

The hubby bought a 4-piece set of stemmed Princess House Crystal dessert dishes for our kitties ! The rascals won't eat out of them though!

LOL! I can relate to wayyyyy too many of those! Hehe!

Oh yeah, I'm definitely owned by my cat.

proudly guilty

Haha! That's good, Count me in as Proudly guilty!

*raises hand* Very guilty

I answered yes to 18 out of 30.That's more than half!

lol i said yes to alot of these

I answered yes to 24 out of 30. I think that makes me "owned" LOL!!

For # 10: Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork? Of course you don't feed your cat with a fork - the tines can hurt their little mouths - always use a spoon silly!!

.Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them? (NO)

2.Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?(NO)

3.Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month? (CLOSE TO IT)

4.Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? (I TRY TOO)

5.Do you wait at the box with the scoop in your hand? (OMG YES)

6.Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks the butter? (LICKING THE BUTTER IS OK)

7.Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have? (ALWAYS)

8.Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?(SOMETIMES)

9.Do you kiss your cat on the lips?(OF COURSE...THEY LIKE IT TOO)

10.Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork?(NO, TABLE FOOD ISN'T GOOD FOR YOUR CAT)

11.Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat?(ON,AT,UNDER)

12.Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it?(NOT USUALLY, BUT THEY ALWAYS SLEEP WITH US)

13.Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?(IFEED DRY FOOD ONLY)

14.Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?(NO)

15.Did you buy a video tape of fish swimming in an aquarium to
entertain your cat?(NOT YET ANYWAY)

16.Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?(I NEVER LET MY CATS OUT. FAR TO DANGEROUS!!!)

17.Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?(HMMM, I AM MARRIED SO I NO LONGER DATE)

18.Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse?(NO STOCKING, BUT I DO BUY PRESENTS. I SPEND MORE MONEY ON MY WIFE)

19.Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card?(OUR CATS TEAR UP THE CARDS)

20.Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?(HMMM, NO)

21.Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both watched the same commercial on television?(NO, STAINLESS STEAL BOWLS)

22.Do you microwave your cat's food? Prepare it from scratch?(MY BOBCAT EATS A HOME MADE DIET. I DO, AT TIMES, WARM IT IN THE MICROWAVE)

23.Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or footboard, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat? (WELL....)

24.At the store, do you pick up the catfood and kitty litter before you pick out anything for yourself? (I HAVE A DAY JUST FOR KITTY SHOPPING)

25.Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays?(NO, BUT THEY LOVE RAW TURKEY)

26.Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of an omelette made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout?(ONE OF MY CATS LOVES PEANUT BUTTER!!!)

27.Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children? (Pollsters claim that 40 percent of cat owners carry their pet's pictures in their wallets, by the way.) (I HAVE TO MANY CATS TO CARRY THE PICTURES WITH ME)

28.When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you insist that they say a few words to your cat as well? (NO)

29.Do you accept dates only with those who have a cat? If so, do you eventually double-date with the cats to see how they get along?(DOES NOT APPLY NOW)

30.When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your cat, by name, (YES, THEY ARE FAMILY)

Hello. My name is BlackMagic and I am a cat-a-holic......

Boy, do those ring a bell for me!

hehehehe....

guilty of many of them if my blackie is laying on my tummy i wont move until i really have to, i feel like we are bonding when he does this oh well they are my babies and proud of it

1.Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them? No

2.Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
No

3.Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?
Not quite, only two cats.

4.Do you scoop out the litter box after each use?
No

5.Do you wait at the box with the scoop in your hand?
Sometimes, when stinkus maximus is going.

6.Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks the butter?
Not really

7.Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?
Of course

8.Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?
Ha, I get dirty looks and a lecture when I disturb the rest in the middle of the night though.

9.Do you kiss your cat on the lips?
Doesn't everybody?

10.Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork?
No

11.Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat?
No, he stands on the table with his head in your plate or bowl, no matter how many times he is evicted from the table.

12.Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it?
No, thank you, I would suffocate.

13.Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?
I have a whole case of canned kitten food that we don't eat since we prefer dry now.

14.Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?
His Imperial Majesty doesn't deign to come on the furniture except to beg food.

15.Did you buy a video tape of fish swimming in an aquarium to
entertain your cat?
No

16.Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?
No, the cats stay indoors.

17.Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?
If I knew in advance it would be a bad date, of course.

18.Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse?
We don't wait for Christmas to indulge the highnesses.

19.Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card?
Christmas cards? My parents say I never even call enough.

20.Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?
Make the bed? What is that?

21.Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both watched the same commercial on television?
Er, no.

22.Do you microwave your cat's food? Prepare it from scratch?
No and no.

23.Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or footboard, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat? No, see # 8.

24.At the store, do you pick up the catfood and kitty litter before you pick out anything for yourself?
Once a week to PetSmart, visit the kitties and pick up neccessities.

25.Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays? No

26.Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of an omelette made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout?
No, anything will suffice (meow!) as long as it is served before 630.

27.Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children? (Pollsters claim that 40 percent of cat owners carry their pet's pictures in their wallets, by the way.)
Not yet...

28.When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you insist that they say a few words to your cat as well?
No

29.Do you accept dates only with those who have a cat? If so, do you eventually double-date with the cats to see how they get along?
No

30.When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your cat, by name, to them?
Of course!