Ain't that about an accurate picture of health care in the U.S. today?
You wouldn't begin to believe the red tape I had to go through to get a measles vaccine in order to start grad school last year. Everybody wanted my childhood pediatrics records. I'm 40, for Christ sake! One nut on the phone suggested I call my pediatrician. I told her I would, but I think he's a little bit dead.
My records must be in that same box they sealed the Ark of the Covenant in during the first Indiana Jones movie.