Das okay, I unnerstand.
It was a pretty easy and "in-n-out" deal. I was offered a general Anestitic<SP> where the Nurse said "it was against the law for me to leave by myself".
I stood a good 4 inches and 150 pounds over her and asked her that if I got it in my mind to leave, there would be little she could do to stop me.
But my main reason for taking a local was this:
I could,
A} Take a local and drive myself home after only 3 hours in the outpatient pavillion
Or I could,
B}Take a general and after my begging off the ride my wife had arranged with her girlfriend for me (Who, it should be noted, drives like a kamakazi pilot with manic depression) and later being compelled to call my wife from her job to come all the way to Norfolk General, pick me up and be subjected to her hen-pecking me all the way home.
Some choices are obvious, for everything else, there's MasterCard!
I didn't need new wires, just the pacemaker itself. The Doctor asked me if I wanted a new incision or should he just hack open the old one. I said, "Well John, you know what a slave to fashion I am and the Frankenstien look is IN, BABY!
It's funny, I got a call Friday from the Doctors Office to see if I was okay.
"Yea, I'm fine."Says I.
They further asked, "Did you get the perscription for the antibiotics filled?"
"Nope" says I.
"Why not, Mr. Frost?"
"It's cool, I saw the Doctor wash his hands and He was the only one reaching into my shoulder all day!"
The REAL reason I didn't get the perscription was, I had forgotten to go to the bank after blowing all my cash on Zoey's new I.D. chip Friday morning!
It was a pretty easy and "in-n-out" deal. I was offered a general Anestitic<SP> where the Nurse said "it was against the law for me to leave by myself".
I stood a good 4 inches and 150 pounds over her and asked her that if I got it in my mind to leave, there would be little she could do to stop me.
But my main reason for taking a local was this:
I could,
A} Take a local and drive myself home after only 3 hours in the outpatient pavillion
Or I could,
B}Take a general and after my begging off the ride my wife had arranged with her girlfriend for me (Who, it should be noted, drives like a kamakazi pilot with manic depression) and later being compelled to call my wife from her job to come all the way to Norfolk General, pick me up and be subjected to her hen-pecking me all the way home.
Some choices are obvious, for everything else, there's MasterCard!
I didn't need new wires, just the pacemaker itself. The Doctor asked me if I wanted a new incision or should he just hack open the old one. I said, "Well John, you know what a slave to fashion I am and the Frankenstien look is IN, BABY!
It's funny, I got a call Friday from the Doctors Office to see if I was okay.
"Yea, I'm fine."Says I.
They further asked, "Did you get the perscription for the antibiotics filled?"
"Nope" says I.
"Why not, Mr. Frost?"
"It's cool, I saw the Doctor wash his hands and He was the only one reaching into my shoulder all day!"
The REAL reason I didn't get the perscription was, I had forgotten to go to the bank after blowing all my cash on Zoey's new I.D. chip Friday morning!