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post #31 of 38
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LOL! I have to tell you guys this story.

When I went to meet up with Jimmy and Zoey, he told me to go into this store at the truck stop and have him paged because I had no clue what he looked like. So we get there, and I walked right by him, I knew it was him, but I was going to page him anyway. He was buying food at the counter, and I heard him lean over to the cashier (who was having a real bad day) He said- "Hey Marsha, would you do me a favor?"

She looked up at him, and I swear she glared at him and snapped "What?"

Then I heard him say-

"Honey, would you go and slap some cold cream on your face, put your hair in curlers, put on a frumpy robe and fry up a steak, cuz I am homesick!"

I was rolling by that time and knew exactly that I had found Uncle Fester! LOL
post #32 of 38
You're hysterical Uncle Fester!!!
post #33 of 38
Oh! Your sense of humor is wicked, I LOVE it!

post #34 of 38
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. He was buying food at the counter, and I heard him lean over to the cashier (who was having a real bad day) He said- "Hey Marsha, would you do me a favor?"

She looked up at him, and I swear she glared at him and snapped "What?"

Then I heard him say-

"Honey, would you go and slap some cold cream on your face, put your hair in curlers, put on a frumpy robe and fry up a steak, cuz I am homesick!"

I was rolling by that time and knew exactly that I had found Uncle Fester! LOL [/b]
Now if you're gonna tell story on me, tell it right. I told her to put on some cold cream, put 'yer hair in curlers, burn me a steak and nag at me some, I'm homesick.
post #35 of 38
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Now if you're gonna tell story on me, tell it right. I told her to put on some cold cream, put 'yer hair in curlers, burn me a steak and nag at me some, I'm homesick.
<-- mzjazz2u
post #36 of 38
Thread Starter 
Hey! I was trying to at least protect your evil side! LOL
post #37 of 38
OMG I am in tears now The dentist one was really good , your wife taking away your Oreo's thats just to fuuny .
I almost peee in my pants when I was reading the one what M.A. posted that is just tooooooo funny . And then you just had to corect M.A.
post #38 of 38
I'm also available for wedding's, parties and barmitzpha's!
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