It's that time of year when we all groan at the Christmas cracker jokes.
Here's a few funny ones that I've heard recently.
Please feel free to add your own to the thread to make us laugh, or groan as the case maybe.
Christmas jokes
Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
Because they were two deer.
Why don't you ever see Santa in hospital?
Because he has private elf care.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even!
What's worse than Rudolph with a runny nose?
Frosty the snowman with a hot flush!
Had to save this one for last.
Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
A. Santa-Claws!
Here's a few funny ones that I've heard recently.
Please feel free to add your own to the thread to make us laugh, or groan as the case maybe.
Christmas jokes
Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
Because they were two deer.
Why don't you ever see Santa in hospital?
Because he has private elf care.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even!
What's worse than Rudolph with a runny nose?
Frosty the snowman with a hot flush!
Had to save this one for last.
Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
A. Santa-Claws!
