Joke! LOL!

I got this in an email this morning from a sweet little old lady!

A 75 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I`ve never been better!" he boasted. "I`ve got an 18 year old bride who`s pregnant and having my child! What you think of that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."

The doctor continued, " So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed at the bear and squeezed the handle. and do you know whar happened?" the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded the old man replied "No"
The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"
"That`s impossible!" he exclaimed "Someone else must have shot the bear."

"That`s kind of what I`m getting at.........replied the doctor.

I may be warped, But I think it's super funny!

Cheers & Have a nice day! Sam

LMAO!!! Love this one!

I had to read it twice before it clicked... LOL.

I have to remember that one!

That's a good one.

:LOL3: I had to read it twice too.

That was cute.Thanks for sharing.

Now I finally get it! Duh, it took me a while!

Originally posted by Tamme
:LOL3: I had to read it twice too.

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Me three! It was really fun after I had to think about it!