Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, were a New Zealand guy, an Australian guy, a young blonde lady and a little old lady.
The train goes into a tunnel & a few seconds later there's the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Australian has a big red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: That Australian must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde thinks: That Australian must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady, She slapped his cheek.
The Australian thinks: That New Zealander must have groped the blonde in
the dark, She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The New Zealander thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Aussie again.
The train goes into a tunnel & a few seconds later there's the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Australian has a big red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: That Australian must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde thinks: That Australian must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady, She slapped his cheek.
The Australian thinks: That New Zealander must have groped the blonde in
the dark, She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The New Zealander thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Aussie again.
