WARNING!!!!!!!!
OK. This post my show my weirdness. Last night before I was falling asleep I had the funniest thought. At least I thought it was funny.
My friend (the one I was talking about her got her male cat fixed yesterday) had her kitty litter container sitting out. I was looking at the picture of this orange fully cat. It was cute and everything but I couldn't help but feel sorry for it.
Here is the reason why.
So you're the kitty on the Cat Chow box, or the Whiskers can, or Tidy Scoop litter. You're a famous kitty. You picture is in all the stores...you're like the Cindy Crawford of kitties.
Then you look at the no name brand kitties. The one posing for the cheapest, crapiest litter. Just weeks before that kitty was posing for "kitty" porn. Its a step up...but at what cost?
Are the Cat Chow cats and Whiskers cats laughing at the no name brand kitty?
And how do they pick what cat will go on the box of cat food or bag of litter?
Do they all sit in this big board room looking a slids of different cats.
"...no that one is too stripded" "....too fluffy" ".....too fat"
"DON"T WE HAVE SOME DECENT CATS OUT THERE??!!??"
"WAIT! Hold everything....who is that cat! She is perfect for the no name brand cat food!"
OK. This post my show my weirdness. Last night before I was falling asleep I had the funniest thought. At least I thought it was funny.
My friend (the one I was talking about her got her male cat fixed yesterday) had her kitty litter container sitting out. I was looking at the picture of this orange fully cat. It was cute and everything but I couldn't help but feel sorry for it.
Here is the reason why.
So you're the kitty on the Cat Chow box, or the Whiskers can, or Tidy Scoop litter. You're a famous kitty. You picture is in all the stores...you're like the Cindy Crawford of kitties.
Then you look at the no name brand kitties. The one posing for the cheapest, crapiest litter. Just weeks before that kitty was posing for "kitty" porn. Its a step up...but at what cost?
Are the Cat Chow cats and Whiskers cats laughing at the no name brand kitty?
And how do they pick what cat will go on the box of cat food or bag of litter?
Do they all sit in this big board room looking a slids of different cats.
"...no that one is too stripded" "....too fluffy" ".....too fat"
"DON"T WE HAVE SOME DECENT CATS OUT THERE??!!??"
"WAIT! Hold everything....who is that cat! She is perfect for the no name brand cat food!"