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The other night I brought my mom in the basement when I was changing the kittens nest bedding. I was telling her about Hina (mama kitty) and how I thought someone mutilated her ears because they both look like they were cut to be short and round.

I told her that when I first saw Hina as a stray I thought it was a botched tnr ear tip but that couldn't be the case. My mom said "why couldn't be the case" in which my reply was "because she isn't fixed"

My mom just looked at me and said "how do you know she's not fixed?" I just looked at her like are you serious? She was looking right at the kittens for crying out loud and she couldn't figure out why I was just staring at her. It took a minute but she realized what she said and just started laughing lol.
 

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LOL!  Oh my God, I'd have wet myself laughing!  Sometimes elderly can be as funny as a child, I treasure every one of those moments!
 

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I just read this twice to my husband... he didn't get it either.  The third time I read it the light bulb went on.

*headslap*
 
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She was trying to defend her brain fart by saying she gets it from my sister! I told here it doesn't work that way and my sister got it from her not the other way around lol.

You see, my sister is very smart but she is kind of easy to fool and doesn't get some things right away lol. Once I told her that salt came from the salt flower and she believed me, I also told her that the salt flower was the official flower of Utah lol.

Another time my sister and I were walking we came to a yard that had put down some dry corn cobs around a tree for squirrels to eat and my sister thought they corn came from the tree. To this day I joke with her about corn coming from trees lol.
 

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She was trying to defend her brain fart by saying she gets it from my sister! I told here it doesn't work that way and my sister got it from her not the other way around lol.

You see, my sister is very smart but she is kind of easy to fool and doesn't get some things right away lol. Once I told her that salt came from the salt flower and she believed me, I also told her that the salt flower was the official flower of Utah lol.

Another time my sister and I were walking we came to a yard that had put down some dry corn cobs around a tree for squirrels to eat and my sister thought they corn came from the tree. To this day I joke with her about corn coming from trees lol.
I love it--salt flowers and corn trees!  LOL
 

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My daughter was driving home one night... she looked at a speed limit sign that said 25 MPH.  She focused on the bolt in the center of the sign since it was at night and the reflection showed the bolt clearly, making the sign look like it said 2.5 MPH.  She laughed and said "Are you KIDDING ME???  2.5 miles an hour???  My car idles faster that that!"  We also had her convinced that she had to change the air in her tires from winter air to summer air since temp changes make the air compress and expand.  She's SO gullible.  I just love that kid LOL!!

No... she will NEVER live those statements down.

Ever.
 

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I went to a private girl's school.  My ex husband was, well, let's say he wasn't that interested in education.  He thought I was smart because of my education.  I often tried to tell him he was smart in some ways and I was smart in others.  He never believed me.

Anyway, we were on a trip on the turnpike when I kept seeing these big sheets of rubber on the side of the road.  I asked him what they were and, of course he knew they were truck retreads that had worn off.

After about 90 miles, I said "That truck must not have any tires left!"  As soon as the statement left my mouth, I knew how stupid is was but he never let me live that down.  I still giggle to remember that innocent, gullible girl!
 
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You guys are too funny, I love hearing about silly things we come up with when we aren't thinking clearly!

When I was in kindergarten we lived in south central Alaska and every school year we had something called Seward sea week where the kids and their parents would go to Seward (a ocean town) and go tidal pooling. It was so much fun, sometimes we'd see whales and sea lions, now I'm getting off track!

Anyway, we'd find sea stars and crabs and all sorts of awesome stuff in the tidal pools. My dad came up to me with this big metal washer that had seen better days since being washed ashore from the open sea. My dad held out his hand and showed the washer to me and said it was an O fish and it looked dead to me since it wasn't moving. I started crying because it was clearly a little dead sea creature, he then felt bad and told me that it wasn't really a fish which made me cry even more lol.

I was a easily tricked as a child lol!
 
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