I'm seriously contemplating doing something both illegal and immoral.
An elderly woman who lives 2 1/2 blocks from us has an unneutered male domestic shorthair that is driving everybody crazy. He marks all over, leaves loads in everybody's vegetable patches - which I can accept as normal feline behavior - and is attacking the rest of the cats in the neighborhood, no matter whether they are male, female, neutered or unneutered, kittens or old cats. The last cat this woman had didn't attack other cats, but made a real nuisance of himself. I offered to take him (the last cat) to a vet of her choice and have him neutered and inoculated at my expense (she doesn't drive and has a meager pension, according to my in-laws), but she refused. That cat disappeared a few months ago, and I'm still wondering if somebody poisoned or shot him. Anyway, now she has another unneutered male, roughly two, that she got from a nearby farm. He attacked our neighbor's 18-year-old, timid female two weeks ago, and really chewed her up. She's now afraid to go outside. This past week he has been sitting on our fence and emitting "war cries", which are upsetting our cat, and yesterday he attacked JC (I grabbed both cats and got bitten for my trouble - JC is bigger than him and almost as mean with other cats, but I'm afraid he'll get FIV or something like that from this cat). I asked a woman from the humane society to go have a talk with the cat's owner (I told the former I would pay), but the woman "doesn't believe in inoculations or neutering". Anyway, I've been bribing the cat with canned salmon, which he goes out of his mind over, and am sure I can pick him up and put him in a carrier. I'm really thinking about making an appointment with a vet near where I work (25 miles away), passing the cat off as my own, and having him neutered. I could take him in before work and pick him up at 5 or 6 p.m.., and probably keep him in our spare bedroom for the night without the "old lady" becoming too concerned. I know there's always a risk with the anesthesia, and it doesn't seem right to decide to take it for somebody else's cat, but - as an unneutered male, he really risks being run over or, if my suspicions are correct, disposed of by an irate neighbor. I'm not asking you to condone my behavior - what I'd like to know is if you think neutering the cat would help change his behavior? JC has been neutered since he was 6 months old, and he still marks outside and fights with every cat who has the "nerve" to approach him. If I'm caught it will mean a fine, but since it is a misdemeanor, no "record".
An elderly woman who lives 2 1/2 blocks from us has an unneutered male domestic shorthair that is driving everybody crazy. He marks all over, leaves loads in everybody's vegetable patches - which I can accept as normal feline behavior - and is attacking the rest of the cats in the neighborhood, no matter whether they are male, female, neutered or unneutered, kittens or old cats. The last cat this woman had didn't attack other cats, but made a real nuisance of himself. I offered to take him (the last cat) to a vet of her choice and have him neutered and inoculated at my expense (she doesn't drive and has a meager pension, according to my in-laws), but she refused. That cat disappeared a few months ago, and I'm still wondering if somebody poisoned or shot him. Anyway, now she has another unneutered male, roughly two, that she got from a nearby farm. He attacked our neighbor's 18-year-old, timid female two weeks ago, and really chewed her up. She's now afraid to go outside. This past week he has been sitting on our fence and emitting "war cries", which are upsetting our cat, and yesterday he attacked JC (I grabbed both cats and got bitten for my trouble - JC is bigger than him and almost as mean with other cats, but I'm afraid he'll get FIV or something like that from this cat). I asked a woman from the humane society to go have a talk with the cat's owner (I told the former I would pay), but the woman "doesn't believe in inoculations or neutering". Anyway, I've been bribing the cat with canned salmon, which he goes out of his mind over, and am sure I can pick him up and put him in a carrier. I'm really thinking about making an appointment with a vet near where I work (25 miles away), passing the cat off as my own, and having him neutered. I could take him in before work and pick him up at 5 or 6 p.m.., and probably keep him in our spare bedroom for the night without the "old lady" becoming too concerned. I know there's always a risk with the anesthesia, and it doesn't seem right to decide to take it for somebody else's cat, but - as an unneutered male, he really risks being run over or, if my suspicions are correct, disposed of by an irate neighbor. I'm not asking you to condone my behavior - what I'd like to know is if you think neutering the cat would help change his behavior? JC has been neutered since he was 6 months old, and he still marks outside and fights with every cat who has the "nerve" to approach him. If I'm caught it will mean a fine, but since it is a misdemeanor, no "record".