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post #1 of 12
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My mom sent me this tonite and I HAD to share it with u guys! I think it's really funny. Mom knows I loves jokes and she thinks I am too picky about guys.. GRIN.. Here it is! Tell me what u think..

Recently a "Husband Shopping Center" opened in Dallas, where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out with five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girl friends went to the place to find men. On the first floor the door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids. " The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" so up they went. The second floor said, "These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good-looking. " Hmmm," said the girls. "But I wonder what's further up? " The third floor: "These men have high-paying jobs, are extremely good-looking, love kids and help with the housework. "Wow!" said the women. "Very tempting, BUT there's more further up!" and up they went. Fourth floor: "These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy! But just think what must be awaiting us further on!" So up to the fifth floor they went. The sign on that floor said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please."
post #2 of 12
they had to be blond's ... just kidding
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post #4 of 12
That's one of my fav!
post #5 of 12
I heard that joke years ago, only it dealt with a certain...um...part of the male anatomy! This version is better though!
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post #7 of 12
I got a preview when we were chatting earlier! Pamela, that is hilarious!
post #8 of 12
Thread Starter 
GRIN! Glad u guys enjoyed it! I forgot to add that I should've added "love cats" for the 3rd-5th floors since I found out from my personal experience that the majority of guys aren't too crazy about cats!
post #9 of 12
I probably would have gotten off on the 1st floor thinking that stores always put their most interesting stuff near the front door.
post #10 of 12
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH, that, I don't know if I should smile with delight or have a huge ????? at the back of my head. LOL!, Anyways....I think I'd go into that mall, with curiousity...but I'd have the last laugh, since....I'm already taken....
post #11 of 12
Originally posted by PurrfectCatlove
they had to be blond's ... just kidding
Hey...I resemble that remark
post #12 of 12

that was a really cute joke!!!
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