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Wish my mom woulda told me. . .

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1. Don't imagine you can change a man, unless he's in a diaper.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out.....You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon.....they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander-it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well...they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same-they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men...most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his .

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

Sorry, guys, I got a big ole laugh out of this one. I really am not a man basher. I just get frustrated with you guys some time. Mostly it's my fiance who I get frustrated with, and it extends to men in general, because let's face it, we all like to generalize. So go ahead with your best comebacks. I can take it.:tounge2:
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Oh my goodness, it is such a coincidence!! Y'all are posting these poems and jokes that really fit my man-hating mood today! Y'all are the best!
post #3 of 8
No offense, guys, it has NOTHING to do with y'all. Just my own life.
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After putting up with the stuff going on in the Relationship thread, we deserve a break!
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WHAT did you girls have to "put up with"? I thought that was a very unique, open thread? I think you ladies just need a little respect and romance! So....when are you coming over? :-)

Personally, I love men (and women) jokes. My fav was 5,7,9 & 13. I laughed out loud at those!
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Those were funny. I can identify with a lot of them. I like #1, #5 and #9. :blossom:
post #8 of 8
My father told my husband this one when we were planning on getting married.
He turned to Michael and said "why make ONE miserable - when you can make them ALL happy!".........
25 yrs later - we still laugh at this one!
My favotires were: 2 - 12 - 14
Good way to start this day!
Thanks for the laughs
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