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Things Dear Abby couldn't answer

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Dear Abby admitted she was at a total loss to answer:

Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a Social Worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen
a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby, What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is even his.

Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby, Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he did it.

Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short-tempered. Do you think she is going through her mental pause?

Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he IS a doctor. What now?

Dear Abby, My friend who is a Fig Plucker who doesn't talk very well,do you think it's from Plucking to many Figs.
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OMG...some people...lol
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OMG they are hilarious!
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LoL. Those are great, thanks for sharing. =)
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OMG they are so funny
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It's one of those DUH! moments
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