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Words Women Use (And What They Mean)


This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.


This is half an hour. It is equivalent to five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.


This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)

This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows)

This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off


This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sign" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"


Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.


This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for what ever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with raised eyebrow "Go Ahead". At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.


This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"


A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome


This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks a lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt here in some callous way, and will be followed by the :Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing"
post #2 of 6
Oh Michele where do you come up with these things???
So funny and yet ever so true!!! I'm thinking about sending it to my boyfriend. Hope this can finally help him understand me tee hee
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I'm glad you enjoyed it. I love to share funny things. I figure everyone one can use a smile now and then. And besides these are so true!
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Those statements are so true. Where do you get these things that you post?

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Some of them I get from you and the rest from a daily email I get from "Fun Town". Like I said, I like to share a laugh:tounge2:
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Michele! I really enjoyed that! Thanks!!!
It is SO true!!!
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