Kitchen Fun With Your Cat

KITCHEN FUN WITH YOUR CAT

1. Look in cookbook for cookie recipe.
2. Get cup of coffee.
3. Remove cat from cookbook.
4. Find a mouth-watering cookie recipe.
5. Remove cat's nose from coffee mug.
6. Get eggs from fridge.
7. Get dry ingredients from cupboard.
8. Break eggs in small bowl.
9. Sift dry ingredients in large bowl.
10. Answer the phone.
11. Observe that while on phone the cat ate the
eggs;
get more from
fridge.
12. Remove cat from flour bowl and dust cat off.
13. Get Band-Aids for cat scratches on hands.
14. Throw flour out and get more.
15. Preheat oven for cookies.
16. Resist the urge to toss the cat in the
oven. Cat
disappears into
bathroom.
17. Flour the counter to roll out cookie dough.
18. Crash reverberates from bathroom; run to
see what
happened.
19. Observe that cat has strewn toilet paper
all over
floor and
knocked makeup and toiletries off of counter.
20. Yell at cat. Cat falls in toilet bowl.
21. Sense that cat is angry.
22. Remove cat from toilet and dry cat off.
23. Retrieve bandages to cover more scratches
on arms
and legs.
24. Clean bathroom.
25. Hear a thump in kitchen. (Oh brother...now
what?)
26. Remove cat from floured kitchen counter.
27. Try to pick out cat hairs from flour.
28. Step on cat's tail and get bitten..
29. Get coat, car keys, and go to store to buy
cookies, bandages and
catnip toy.

that was too funny needet that laugh .

LOL! That was great!

Funnny... Thanks for sharing that Rayne

You're welcome.

Haha, we should add this as an introduction for the TCS cookbook.

That was great!! LOLOLOL

OMG it sounds just like a day in my kitchen times two for both of my purrbabies Thankfully there is only one tail to step on

arent cats FUN ?!

Good one! LOL

Rayne-

Did you write that yourself?
It was a riot.

There should have been a line for cat licking greased pan. . . . that happened to me

No I did not write it and I don't know who did. I found it and thought it would be perfect here.

That was great! Funny thing was that I was considering baking some chocolate chip cookies today... thanks for talking me out of it!

Forgot where else I saw this, but never ceases to crack me up!!

LOL. That was funny Rayne. Thanks for sharing it. Welcome to owning (or is it being owned) by a pet - in this case a feline.

It might be a riot to add it to the cookbook thread for a laugh, but might want to add cats liking greased pans and the margarine, plus make the furbaby ingredients variable for those that have other pets with their cats.

Originally posted by greycat2
LOL. It might be a riot to add it to the cookbook thread for a laugh, but might want to add cats liking greased pans and the margarine, plus make the furbaby ingredients variable for those that have other pets with their cats.

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It's was clipped into the "Just For Fun" section of the TCS Cookbook before I got to this post! Great minds think alike!

LOL That was really funny, and true too LOL

I was just out on the patio, having a smoke and Bill was in the kitchen, preparing to bake cookies. I heard something hit the floor, followed by "Rowdy, dammit!"

She had hopped onto the counter, looked Bill right in the eye and shoved my 64-ounce water jug onto the floor. She then ran into the family room, mewed and flopped at my feet. Rowdy figures that, if she does something cute, right after being naughty, it gets her out of trouble.

Of course, the worst thing that happens to her, is getting sworn at and chased out of the kitchen.

LOL Cindy!

Thanks for sharing Rayne- I needed a good laugh!

hey rayne... that one made me laugh it so hard till my stomach hurts...