Thought about Some Funny Cat Sayings

OK This is the way my mind works, corny sayings that came to my head lol

I thought about buying my cat a car for Xmas, Preferably a Cat-tilac

Someone stole my cat and said I can have him back for $500, my 1st catnap

A local cat-house was raided and the owner was charged with kitty porn

Speaking of cat-house's, The best way to build one, is to use CAT-A-PILLARS

In the old west wilderness they used CAT-A-LOGS to build cat-house's

But in the old west back then there were many CAT-TLE rustler's

Well I wasted a good 15 minutes , what a Cat-astrophe

Are you a stand-up comedian? LOL

Some of these are good!! 

Draco said:

Are you a stand-up comedian? LOL

Some of these are good!! 

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LOL, My mind work in mysterious ways, . I was bored and just started throwing them out there being silly. , now thats a scary emoticon. lol

LOL!!! Pretty good!  Love them, but again, I can be silly too!   "I think we should declare you our very own TCS stand up comic!" 

Angels mommy said:

LOL!!! Pretty good!  Love them, but again, I can be silly too!   "I think we should declare you our very own TCS stand up comic!" 

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Yay thank you and we can start a soap opera " This is The Day of Nine Lives" just popped into my head,