Good to be a Women

It is Good to Be A Women:

We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
Taxis stop for us.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
We have theability to dress ourselves.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all of your problems.
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

How cute! I will definitely have to show my boyfriend this post. The other night him, Bill (one of our roomies), and I got into an arguement. You know? The typical male/female debate about how women have it so easy.. or men have it so easy.

I specifically(sp?) remember Craig saying. "I would love to be a woman and sit home all day while my husband worked" Of course.. Bill agreed with him. I gave him that "you don't know what you just got yourself into" look deal.

I quickly reminded him that as a woman that stays home.. he'd have to deal with washing the clothes, cleaning the kitchen, and bathroom, and keeping a close eye on our little furbabies.. not to mention the dirty tasks of doing the daily litter clean - up. The cooking, and then the cleaning up afterwards and so on and so forth.

Not only did I bring up those factors of being a homemaker.. but I brought up the "feminine issues" in life. Our monthly punishment for taking a bite of the apple so many millions of years ago. Craig had the nerve to say ... "hey, if I could be a woman and put up with the monthly issues for a year.. just to see what you go through.. then I would" I wanted to throw a plate at him.

They both looked at me and scoffed. Whats so funny about this.. is that they scoffed at me and we had this arguement while I was WASHING DISHES from dinner.... they were standing there arguing with me.

Whew.. I went off on a little tangent.. sorry. LOL
Thank you for sharing this cute post. I'm sure Craig will get a kick out of it.. (once he gets his lazy butt outta bed.. 11:41 and he's still in bed)

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-Cass

Michele,

Where do you come up with these???:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing2 :laughing2 :laughing2 :laughing2 :laughing2 :laughing2

I peed in my pants from laughing so hard!!!

Donna

That is soooo funney!! :laughing: :laughing2 and soooo true! Poor men they can't help it! hee hee (no offence guys!)

Actually, I have to give the credit to my sister Robin. She emailed it to me and I thought it was great and wanted to share it with everyone. I'm glad you enjoyed it. It's good to laugh

Michele

Thanks Michele, but I get so many emails, I forget them. So it was good to read it again.

Robin

Dear Michele,

That was sooooooo funny!!! :laughing::laughing2::laughing: Now, I can go through my day confirming each time I look at a guy how blessed I truly am! :laughing:

Thanks for the post!!! I thought this pic would be kinda fun...don't worry guys, I don't believe this applies to every guy!
Love &,

Michele!!! Thanks for the post!!!! I totally agree!!!!!!!

And Cassie...if he wants to act that way...he obviously has some major issues he is struggling with..... MEN!!!!!!!

And Catarina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVED the Pinnochio thing....(looks a bit like Bill Clinton...LOL) how on earth did you do that??? Making his nose grow and all!

I LOL at those too. And I wouldn't trade with a woman, because women do JUST as much as a man in staying home as he does in going to work. Sorry, but I can't agree with Craig there.

And Cat, that Pinnochio thing looks kind perverse don't you think? LOL. Actually, it reminds me of a joke that I offer edited here: What did Snow White say to Pinnochio? "Lie to me". LOL. OK, sorry, but I just had to!

Thanks Michele! Even though you posted this Tues. I just now read it and it couldn't fit my mood better!
Cass: Oh girl, I hate to say it but get used to it. I don't care how nice a man is, he likes to assume that b/c a woman does not have a boss paying her that she does NOT work. I have seen the best of 'em feed their egos by saying, "You need me". Yuk! That is the reason I am in school for my career. I was raised with my mom staying home and I loved her being there. And she was always busy. But I can't stand a man to tell me that I need him. My dad used to say that to my mom.
Hey did anyone see that episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond" where Ray and Deborah get into it about who's worth more b/c he works and she is a mother/homemaker? It was so funny!:laughing:

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OMG!!! :LOL: You guys are too funny! Pinnochio joke was really funny, no matter how tasteless Chuck...no pun intended! :laughing::laughing:

Okay, sit back and relax cause Deb 25 sent this to me and I don't know if she's seen this as yet up here...Hilarious!!!

I AM WOMAN
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any, shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
Can get a massage, without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost.
I never forget, an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies, with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay, To remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best
Would you look at my face, Not at my chest!
I don't have a problem, with Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.
Don't call me a girl, A babe or a chick.
I am a WOMAN, Get it, you prick?!

YIKES...REMEMBER GUYS..IT'S A JOKE! (Well, there's partial truth in everything! :laughing::laughing::LOL::LOL:
PS.....Plus we look sexier in teddys!!!
Here's a little something for the guys! Girls don't get offended!

I know, it was pretty tasteless, but given the thread and that Pinnochio pic, I had to say it....:-) No offense was meant

Deb, thanks for sending that!
Cat, thanks for posting that!
After the day I had...Scott and I are fight or should I say"not speaking"? Basically, he is dumber than I thought and he's mad at me thinking I want to put a damper on his fun by telling him that playing golf ($30) for 4 hrs. is getting expensive 3 times a week. Being that we're about to get married and have a big reception (ALL his wants)And an exotic honeymoon, and buy a house and have 2 kids in the next 3 years:"Dream on, buddy!" All of a sudden, I'm the bad guy Anyway that poem makkes me feel better! That's just what I neede to hear! :witch: :blossom: :girly1: :girly2:

Here's some food for thought.

FAIRY TALE FOR THE ASSERTIVE WOMAN OF THE 2000'S.
Once upon a time,in a land far away,
A beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said: "Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young Prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in yon castle where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night, on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought:
I don't think so.

Dear Chuck :angel2:

No offence was taken! I thought what you said was funny :laughing2 :laughing2...

Oh and Bren! I got that in my email about 3 days ago, but I think seeing it again on this thread made it all the more funny! Thanks for the posting! :LOL::laughing2 :LOL::laughing2:LOL::laughing2:LOL::laughing2:LOL:

Wow Chloe!

You're in quite a predicatment! I don't know if I could even think that much far into the week much less than three years ahead!

Time to slow down! We have only one life and no use sweatin the small stuff! Those big ol weddings are nice, but...if I ever did that again, I'd take the money instead! :LOL::LOL::LOL: :angel2: :flower: :flower:
:girly1: :girly2: :bubbly:

Be happy

Love &