New virus

bren.1

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There is a new virus out with the code name Work. If you receive Work
from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail or anywhere else, do not
touch Work under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private
life completely.

If you should come into contact with this virus, put on your coat and
take two good friends and go straight to the nearest BAR. Order three
beers and after repeating that 14 times, you will find that Work has
been completely deleted from your brain.

Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you
realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected by this virus and Work already controls your whole life. This virus is deadly. Please pay close attention to it and take heed.
 

kiwideus

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LOL!!!

You had me worried there for a minute - I was thinking "oh no, not again!!!!!"


 

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!!!!!DOUBLE WARNING!!!!!
Everybody should listen to Brenda, because this one is nearly impossible to get rid of. It just keeps coming back to haunt you like a worm virus. Fortunately, I figured this out soon enough and installed "Dream Job" to prevent most symptoms of the "Work" virus from coming back. Dream Job doesn't actually get rid of Work and it can even crash your system sometimes, but I'd rather have it on my system than to let Work rule my life completely.
 
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