I thought she loved me. Every morning and every night she's all up in my face and just loving on me. Constant kisses. Then I realized something.
A half hour ago I brushed my teeth. Rose was all over me. As soon as I try to talk she sticks her face in my mouth. Sniffs at my breath and gets all blissed out. Purring like crazy. Never knew my toothpaste smelled like Tuna while tasting like mint.
So I realized the mega love only comes after I brush my teeth morning and night
She only loves me for my toothpaste. lol
A half hour ago I brushed my teeth. Rose was all over me. As soon as I try to talk she sticks her face in my mouth. Sniffs at my breath and gets all blissed out. Purring like crazy. Never knew my toothpaste smelled like Tuna while tasting like mint.
So I realized the mega love only comes after I brush my teeth morning and night
She only loves me for my toothpaste. lol
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