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smile time - men vs women

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If you're like most people, common everyday items look inert to you. But what you may not know is that many have a gender. For example...

Freezer bags - Male, because they hold everything in but you can see right through them.

Photocopier - Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc, if the wrong buttons are pushed.

Tyre - Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated.

Hot air balloon - Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under its @rse and, of course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges - Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water.

Web page - Female, because they're always getting hit on.

London Underground - Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Hourglass - Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

Hammer - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

Remote control - Female...Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

Not bad eh??

still suffering with day 3 of this migraine come now a bad headache......
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Too funny Kev!

Ouch with the head pain thing - I get migraines on a constant basis. Try a bag of ice wrapped in a towel at the base of the skull or where the pain is originating from.
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That was funny thanks!
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good one
Sorry about your migraines , maybe a quiet place help ?
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that's a really good one....
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Hope your migraine goes away soon.
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Hahaha that's great Kev! I hope your headache/migraine has gone away! I don't often get them but sometimes I do, mild though, so it's not too bad. I find the ice thing on the forehead worked well for me....except when it would fall down on top of my eyes...eyes don't like cold! Anyways, thanks for the laugh!
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