It started at 4:30. I got up, to go to the bathroom and had every intention of going back to sleep. Rowdy nixed that idea, by sitting on my chest of drawers, yowling and banging picture against the wall.
I stumbled out to the kitchen, switched on the coffeepot and let the dogs out. Located my cigarettes and shuffled onto the patio, only to be nearly knocked down by Pearl. As I sat in my chair, she tried repeatedly to climb into my lap. Forty pounds of squirming dog does NOT fit on my lap!
She then proceeded to lunge at the window and screen door, where Rowdy and Buddy were taunting her. Ike, of course, was behaving himself, patrolling the yard, looking for a place to pee.
Coffee ready, I decided to distract Pearl, by filling the food pan. After a few bites, though, she's back to trying to climb into my lap. She managed to knock over my ashtray, with her tail and spill my coffee. My temper is VERY short in the morning and the dog is coming close to being worm food. Finally, she decides to play in the yard with Ike and I settle in with coffee, cigarette and a book. Unbeknownst to me, my cigarettes have fallen out of my robe pocket. Here comes Pearl, mangled pack in her mouth and cigarettes scattered all over the yard.
Back into the house, for another cup of coffee and a pack of smokes. Opie and Buddy are trying to assert the manhood that neither of them has. Hissing, spitting, growling and fighting all over the house. A stomp on the floor and a sternly delivered "knock it off!" put a stop to that. They are now in neutral corners/windowsills.
The wonder of it all, is that Bill is still asleep. The rest of the house is in total chaos and he's peacefully snoozing away.
It is just now 6:00 am and the house has been turned upside-down. If I didn't know better, I'd say that there was a full moon. Too bad that I'm wide-awake. I'd crawl back into bed and pull the covers up over my head and not come out, the rest of the day.
Somebody, please remind me WHY I wanted pets.
I stumbled out to the kitchen, switched on the coffeepot and let the dogs out. Located my cigarettes and shuffled onto the patio, only to be nearly knocked down by Pearl. As I sat in my chair, she tried repeatedly to climb into my lap. Forty pounds of squirming dog does NOT fit on my lap!
She then proceeded to lunge at the window and screen door, where Rowdy and Buddy were taunting her. Ike, of course, was behaving himself, patrolling the yard, looking for a place to pee.
Coffee ready, I decided to distract Pearl, by filling the food pan. After a few bites, though, she's back to trying to climb into my lap. She managed to knock over my ashtray, with her tail and spill my coffee. My temper is VERY short in the morning and the dog is coming close to being worm food. Finally, she decides to play in the yard with Ike and I settle in with coffee, cigarette and a book. Unbeknownst to me, my cigarettes have fallen out of my robe pocket. Here comes Pearl, mangled pack in her mouth and cigarettes scattered all over the yard.
Back into the house, for another cup of coffee and a pack of smokes. Opie and Buddy are trying to assert the manhood that neither of them has. Hissing, spitting, growling and fighting all over the house. A stomp on the floor and a sternly delivered "knock it off!" put a stop to that. They are now in neutral corners/windowsills.
The wonder of it all, is that Bill is still asleep. The rest of the house is in total chaos and he's peacefully snoozing away.
It is just now 6:00 am and the house has been turned upside-down. If I didn't know better, I'd say that there was a full moon. Too bad that I'm wide-awake. I'd crawl back into bed and pull the covers up over my head and not come out, the rest of the day.
Somebody, please remind me WHY I wanted pets.