Caption help please!

I am entering a funny pet contest for a pet forum I belong to and was wondering if anyone could help out with a caption for the following pic? This is Hermes, my Madajascar Hissing Cockroach. His brothers name is Petri. ;D Since I am so bad at captions I was wondering if someone here could think of something funny? Thanks in advance!


With a little help from Photoshop I came up with this.......it's supposed to be a giant roach lol.

LOL! OMG That's so funny! I don't have a caption though!

"They really DO make you big and strong!"

"Theeeyyyy'rrreee GREAT!" (But that may be copyright, I don't know!)

"Hmph. That tiger wasn't so tough..."

What do you eat for breakfast?

The best part of waking up, is roaches in your cup...........although it's a cereal box lol. Maybe I should take a pic of him with my Folgers can? LMAO I cannot stop laughing right now thinking of that!

I like them all! Anyone else care to submit something? I have some other pics too of the kitties, and the ratties that I need captions for, but might as well finish this one first. hehe

Hmmm lets check out this Bed and Breakfast


By the way I am glad you are at least an hour's drive from my home! LOL You have a BIG cockroach there! Yikes!!!

LOL. Where abouts in OR are you? All us Oregonians should have a CatSite.com get together! Whoop!


His is big yes, about the size of my hand...well just a tad smaller. Mine don't hiss at me though. The cereal box is a miniature that came in a playset I bought for my son, and I just put my roachy in it to take the pic. Then I took another pic of a regular sized ceral box so I can have the plastic and then copied and pasted, and blurred......blah blah blah lol. I really like my roachies, they'reeeeeeeeeee Greeaaaaaaaaaattttttt!

Tee hee, can you tell I am having just a little too much fun with this? LOL

Here is a pic of Hermes so you know how big he really is.



Does anyone mind if I post any other pics as well? Here are a few others that belong to my "Zany Zoo"

This is Jedi. He is a dumbo black masked velveteen fancy rat



Lucy my tortoise........yes I have a permit for him.



Ewok and the baby ratties from Chloes recent litter.



Geicko my gecko

Here's more!

Ah ratties are so tiny as newborns!


Blue, a dumbo Russian blue blazed berkshire buck


Icey my seal point siamese boy

Ewok looks like he's scared of the rats! LOL

What a zoo! But in a good way.

Good grief! LOL I live just outside of Sweet Home We have 20 cats, 2 horses a dog and a displaced peacock. I also ocassionally get to help raise baby wild animals and re-release them back in the wild.

awww I never thought I would say this but, those rats are cute!!!! I am scared of the bugs though The tortose is pretty I love the pic of the cat with the baby rats That would be a great caption this pic!!

Holey Mackerel!
It sure is a zoo alright....

Captions:
1. So much for Tony the Tiger!
2. The things I gotta do to get a byte ta eat around here...
3. You think this is bad? You should see what i gotta do to get a drink around here...
4. Okay Okay... whose the wise guy who closed the lid on the box?

I can't get over the bugs though... eeee.... i'm sure they're nice and all but i think i'd have a heart attack if Hermes crawled up my leg.

Awwww! I love all your pets- especially Ewok and your ratties-

My Ratties - Jaffa a Champagne hooded Female and Sally a PEW female say Hello!

Sally says she likes the look of Jedi!



And Jaffa will take Blue!



Here they are "Nose and Nose" Who's gonna win?

I have several rats since I breed. Don't worry, I am a responsible breeder and most of my babies are sold before being born, and a lot of my rats are sterilized before they leave as well.

I really adore my pets! I run an exotic animal rescue and most of my pets are rescues. Lucy came from the Joshua Tree Tortoise Rescue in California, many of my rats are rescues, my soon to be possums are rescues from a non USDA breeder who actually ships USPS..grr...most of the possums are missing tails, have gashes or missing eyes ect, my girl hedgie Flower was a rescue and was infested with mites when I got her, as well as covered in feces, my gecko was a rescue ( I had found him stuck to a glue pad made to catch rats and had to unstick him ), my mouse was a rescue my cat brought to me, Ewok is my kitten whom I bottlefed since he was two weeks of age (he was brought into my vet clinic), and I guess you can call the roachies rescues too because they were going tobe fed to animals...yikes!

I have several different types of rats like hairless, tailless, odd eyes (two different colored eyes), and several different colors....we even have merle rats! We also have curly coated types as well. All my rats are pedigreed and bred for health, temperament and type, and yes we have rat shows as well.

Rats ARE the coolest pets, I wont to breed them cats and a breed of dogs when i'm older

I LOVE your ratties!!! Jedi and Blue say they are in ratty love! hehe

Here are some cute pics I think you will like! I just uploaded them now!

Count Chocula, my keeper from Chloe's recent litter. He is a dumbo velveteen Cocoa self.




Here he is again..........love this pic!


And here is Quicksilver, Quicky for short. He is a dumbo black possum faced capped.

Awwwwwww! I think they are just too cute!

Dumbos are not in NZ- but they are in Aus.

Thanks for sharing

I think the Dumbo rats are adorable.