Expressions for Women on High Stress Days.

Got this in an email!


1. You - Off my planet.

2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

5. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?

6. I'm not crazy; I've just been in a very bad mood--for 30 years.

7. Allow me to introduce my selves.

8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

10. I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up.

11. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't
asleep.

13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.

14. How many times do I have t! o flush before you go away?

15. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

16. You say I'm a witch - like it's a bad thing.

17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?

18. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

19. Chaos, panic and disorder - my work is done here.

20. Earth is full. Go home.

21. Is it time for your medication or mine?

22. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

23. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

I needed that right about now ! Thanks !

I would say this sounds like half the women in my office for about a week every month when they become damned awful to know / work with etc etc etc... is all these things attributable to PMT!!!!

I never mentioned my better half - however, no I had better not but I do see some likenesses - ouch !!!!

Kev

Very Funny! YOU! Off my Planet! <That's my line>

Hey Kev,
"I would say this sounds like half the women in my office for about a week every month when they become damned awful to know / work with etc etc etc... is all these things attributable to PMT!!!!"

No, it attributable to MEN

That's what I tell the guys I work with when they start complaining about women and they do not say another word

Clara