funny expression ( slightly off colour )

harriet

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I heard a great expression today! Sorry, it is a little off colour!!

" Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor!!"

I loved it!! I had to share it with people who could actually visualize it!
 

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Harriet; I loved it!! One of my favorite little jokes is the one about 4 kittens in the yard helping out their brother who has diarrhea. One is digging the hole (the little brother will fill) another is covering it up and another one is scouting out a place for the next hole. . . . :laughing2:s
 

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I got the cutest mental images from this post!

Cleo
 

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This morning I got up as usual and used the toilet. Apparently I didn`t flush fast enough for Bear. He jumped up on the toilet seat and started scratching it, trying to cover it for me
 

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What's really depressing is when Nell tries to bury the casserole I just made.
 

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I got such a good laugh from this thread!!!!! How funny!!! And by the way....what DO you put in your casserole??.... :laughing:
(remind me not to eat at your house)...:laughing2:
 

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This is such a funny thread, it made me laugh so much this morning. I got some real strange looks at my colleagues as they were all in a meeting and I was trying hard to surpress my laughter but you all know what it is like when the room is real quite and you find something amusing - firstly you cannot stop laughing and secondly you always end up laughing out loud!!!!
 

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I don't know what the attraction is, but whenever I retreat to the throne room with an interesting book or magazine Tonya rushes in to be with me. Okay, that's cute of her; but then she proceeds to claw at my legs, meowing all the while. I hate to think of what's going through her mind at those times!



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