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post #1 of 20
12/1/11 at 11:09am
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So in another thread I talked about how Wesley is a bit of a dummy, in that he has found a way to get up on my living room top window ledge, but has a hard time getting down.  

 

Today I write to you with a bruise mark two inches below my belly button, thanks to this:

 

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So I was peacefully sleeping.   sleeping.gif

I hear this incessant meowing at 5AM.   Look up groggily to the sound, and see a shadow of Wesley up on the ledge again.   I'm too tired to get the chair and rescue him again, so I roll over onto my back and almost instantly pass out back to sleep.

 

WHABAM!!!  eek.gif

 

Usually I can take a hit to the gut fine, but not when I'm completely asleep with my abs as completely relaxed and soft as they can be.   I seriously almost felt like throwing up it was such a shock.  

 

Where's Wesley?  Startled at first by my cry out, he's by the door, but then quickly relaxes and meows for me to follow.   Then trots his little happy trot tail held high to the kitchen cabinet by his food and meows meaning he wants food.   

 

NO REMORSE!  laughing02.gif

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post #2 of 20
12/1/11 at 2:55pm

Ouch! laughing02.gif

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post #3 of 20
12/1/11 at 5:28pm
Wesley says - "time to get up - no sleeping in" laughing02.gif
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post #4 of 20
12/1/11 at 7:14pm

I can't help but laugh at this laughing02.gif No remorse, kitties just want their food! 

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post #5 of 20
12/1/11 at 7:23pm

I'm sorry but that is hilarious!!! LOL!!

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post #6 of 20
12/1/11 at 8:16pm

  He sooooo knows exactly what he is doing! It's funny, the show they will put on when they want foodcatman.gif........Every morning Maia always seems to uncontrollably start ripping at any paper she can reach, or paw at any plastic that makes noise. Then once she has any reaction from me, it's whatever it takes, she starts digging in the kitty litter obsessively, will jump on top of me sniff my face. She will decide to curl up on the pillow on top of my face, in attempt to suffocate me! Only makes me love her more!

 

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post #7 of 20
12/1/11 at 8:25pm

You were mistaken in thinking Wesley a "dummy". Quite a fantastic strategy to make you do what he wanted you to do. laughing02.gif

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post #8 of 20
12/1/11 at 9:24pm
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Originally Posted by yayi View Post

You were mistaken in thinking Wesley a "dummy". Quite a fantastic strategy to make you do what he wanted you to do. laughing02.gif


LOL!  I hope not!  

 

I think its my fault, so I wasn't mad at him.   I encourage him to jump on me, as I've always found it cute.   When he's on his cat tree, shelves, or on top of the fridge if I arch my back and tap my chest or alternatively my shoulder he'll usually jump down and get a free ride and praise.

 

But now I'm going to be afraid to sleep on my back anticipating a Pearl Harbor kitty dive bomb attack! paranoid.gif  bigwink.gif

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post #9 of 20
12/1/11 at 9:50pm

flail.gifObviously, a well-planned and finely executed plot to secure the coveted midnight munchies!

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post #10 of 20
12/2/11 at 5:56pm
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Originally Posted by Ducman69 View Post


But now I'm going to be afraid to sleep on my back anticipating a Pearl Harbor kitty dive bomb attack! paranoid.gif   bigwink.gif

I seriously wanted to make the following my original reply - but didn't want you to feel offended - But here goes anyway and again, I just think it is tooooooooooo funny. AND you did sorta laughing02.gif set yourself for it with the Pearl Harbor Bomb rofl.gif Hopefully you will see the humor. biggrin.gif


"Too bad Wesley didn't land a few inches lower flail.gifcrackup.gif" OR>>>>>>> maybe he tried and just missed flail.gif
Edited by Feralvr - 12/3/11 at 8:49am
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post #11 of 20
12/3/11 at 11:02am
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Originally Posted by Feralvr View Post


I seriously wanted to make the following my original reply - but didn't want you to feel offended - But here goes anyway and again, I just think it is tooooooooooo funny. AND you did sorta laughing02.gif set yourself for it with the Pearl Harbor Bomb rofl.gif Hopefully you will see the humor. biggrin.gif
"Too bad Wesley didn't land a few inches lower flail.gifcrackup.gif" OR>>>>>>> maybe he tried and just missed flail.gif


bluelaugh.gif OMG this is hilarious,I am sorry for finding it amusing,I would love one of our cats to do that to my hubby,mind you I don't think he would find it in the least amusing.I hope you heal quickly and learn to sleep on your frontcrackup.gif x

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post #12 of 20
12/3/11 at 11:50am

When Dusty wants attention, she will paw at my face. Problem is, she will have her claws extended. If I cover my head with the sheet, she will claw at it to uncover my face.

 

But the last couple of days, she has been Nurse Dusty. Laying beside me on the bed, purring,  since I have been sick. She can be a good nurse!

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post #13 of 20
12/3/11 at 2:06pm
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Oh great, so it looks like this is his favorite place now in the house...

 

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Looks like I'm going to need to design some shelves for that room and a pole tree to get up and down.   crazy.gif

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post #14 of 20
12/3/11 at 3:00pm
WOW laughing02.gif And I guess wear pant's of armor to bed YIKES!!!!!!!!!! I just love Wesley and Buttercup - they are a couple of my favorite kitties. Great personalities biggrin.gifclap.gif
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post #15 of 20
12/3/11 at 3:50pm

You have got yourself a problem.  laughing02.gif

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post #16 of 20
12/11/11 at 1:14am
Thread Starter 

Here, captured a shot, since he loves to jump up and down from there now regularly... sigh.  laughing02.gif

 

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post #17 of 20
12/11/11 at 5:20am
That's hysterical (unless you're on the receiving end, I guess). It looks like you really need a tall tree there. I can see why he loves that spot, though.
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post #18 of 20
12/11/11 at 5:23am

There is no doubt.....

Wesley is in charge.

Do what you are told or you will suffer the consequences until you get it right.walking_tall.giflaughing02.gif

 

    

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post #19 of 20
12/11/11 at 11:46am

Loved the video, too! (And your bedroom decor. You have very good taste--and love those windows, but not for the same reason Wesley does!)

 

I have a similar problem, multiplied by roughly 4.  They don't jump from that height, but do take flying dives onto my abdomen and, uhh, lady parts.  If I'm lucky, their claws will be retracted...the weight of a 19lb Maine Coon, with paws extended (more force with the paws landing) is nearly unbearble! How come they never do this to DH?!?!!?

 

And people often ask me why I am tired...BECAUSE THE DANGED CATS WON'T LET ME SLEEP, THAT'S WHY!  laughing02.gif

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post #20 of 20
12/11/11 at 3:30pm

Great video (and great decor at well!  I envy that room!)  I thought I had it bad when my boy decides to hop on me - but never a dive like that!

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