"The Masters' Chronicles"

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I have been asked to give a brief history of Master Tigger, who recently crossed the Rainbow Bridge, and than I shall continue the stories that my other three Masters Laptop, Shadow Ram and Charlie.

Master Tigger (actually he was really Master Tigger II as he was named after another Master of the same name) came into the life my DW in September 1992. He lived with DW and her son for several years, until DW was forced to move into back into her parents home. Master Tigger bonded with Master Oliver the Brown Bomber. Therefore, DW did not take Master Tigger with her when she moved out.

Insert several years and my appearance into DW life. We married. DW and son asked me if I had a problem with cats. Since I had two Alaskan Malamutes and two Cockatiels at the time, I said I didn't mind. I love pets of all sorts.

Right after this question, we visited friends of ours who lived on a farm. Two female Masterss gave birth the same day and kittens would suckle whoever was closest. My son went out to visit the kittens. Master Shadow Ram selected son and his primary slave. DW went out to visit and Master Laptop selected DW as his primary slave.

I chose not to visit too long as the household would be full, but a long haired sterling colored master came along.

Two dogs

Two birds

Three masters

Insert several years:

Master Oliver the Brown Bomber crossed the Rainbow Bridge, leaving Master Tigger alone. Parent people decided to allow Master Tigger to come live with DW when his kidney disease appeared, thus Master Tigger came into our lives.

Master Shadow Ram was alpha, but Master Tigger informed him that his service as taskmaster was no longer needed since he was more experienced and that he had known the slaves for a longer period of time.

Master Shadow became a minion and Master Tigger ruled.

Master Charlie entered our lives after we stopped by to visit masters at a homeless master shelter. Even homeless masters need love and attention so we stop by now and again to let other masters know they are loved.

I entered a small room with 20 masters and Master Charlie jumped up on my lap. Master Charlie had to have a leg removed because of abuse and he wanted attention. I gave him as much as he wanted. No other master jumped up on my lap.

I moved on to the next room to give more attention and DW entered the room I just left.

Master Charlie jumped up on to her lap. No other master did.

Master Charlie received all the attention he wanted and jumped off.

DW left the room and moved on to another room.

Son entered the room with Master Charlie. Master Charlie jumped up onto his lap and wanted attention. Son gave the attention.

When we all met we all remarked about what had happened. Thus the decision was made by Master Charlie that was going home with us.

Master Charlie could be considered to be a teenager and all the other masters were mature and knew how life was supposed to be in the setting they were controlling.

Master Charlie changed that until he was put into his place by all other masters and slaves. Dogs, birds and 5 masters.

Life became interesting and I reported in the "The Tigger Chronicles".

7 1/2 years of fighting kidney disease and being 20 years old took it's toll on Master Tigger. Master Tigger started looking for a small private place away from everyone which told us he was close to crossing the Rainbow Bridge and knew that he was going to cross.

Attentive and alert, but his body was giving out, so we took him to the vet. I held him in my arms, while DW drove. It would have been reversed, but I'm on the no drive order from a Dr. because I had back surgery.

I gave Master Tigger love and attention during the drive. Master Tigger enjoyed the drive and the wonders of the outside world. He was purring and looking around at everything. He complained once, when we got to the vets.

DW took over the carrying and holding and we allowed the staff to prepare him. He was purring, but quiet.

I know that he knew he was about to cross the Rainbow Bridge and he wanted to leave behind the pain.

Master Tigger crossed the bridge and the entire staff who had know Master Tigger for more than a decade called him the wonder cat for his long fight with kidney disease. They witnessed his change from a bad tempered master who would not allow a vet to examine him to one of loving everyone who treated him nicely. Those who had to give him a shot or cause pain were looked upon with a nasty look, but he would no longer try to rip off arms and legs. Several vets/staff received head bonks and purring until shots or blood draws.

Everyone suffered from parting is such sweet sorrow, but we all know it was best.

Life with three masters is now quite a bit different. Younger and trying  to figure out who is alpha. Masters trying to take food away from you. An example was green beans. We knew that we can't give anything to a master that has garlic, so I offered a green bean to Master Shadow and Master Laptop.

They enjoyed eating the green beans. Wonder of wonders. So to make up for no fish, I made toast.

They grabbed and gobbled and whined for more the the three pieces I gave them.

All of us are coping and discussing Master Tigger of what he liked to do, eat and his life with our horde that has shrunk to 3 masters.

Master Tigger will join Master Sterling, Lady, Sunshine, Sitka and Kaitu on the mantle to look upon us when they wish.

and I shall report on the lives and antics of Masters Laptop, Shadow Ram and Charlie.
 

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Master Tigger was deeply loved, and will be so very missed. :heart3: But I'm so glad his slave will continue reporting on the other Masters that shared Master Tigger's home! They are Masters, after all. :lol3:
 
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It is now 99% that Master Laptop has chosen DW as his primarily slave, as he did when he had not yet been weaned. He now spends great deal of time working while laying on her legs and holding her hostage. Master Charlie will come over once in awhile and hold me in place, and for reasons known only to Bast, Master Shadow Ram likes to lay on my right hand while the wireless mouse is being used. Retyping often occurs.

Received a card from our vet and all who work there and Master Tigger now occupies a place of honor on our mantle, with Lady, Sunshine, Sterling, Sitka and Kaitu to look down and let us know in some way they gambol and wait for their friends. Trips have been made to different master care establishments that can use the food, unused medicine and bags of ringers lactate that we injected into Master Tigger everyother day. Every penny saved helps a master in need.

Masters seem to be running a tad faster nowadays, as if a speed limit had been placed upon them by Master Tigger. Or maybe they ran just fast enough to not get caught.

More of course will follow
 
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A curious happenstance has occurred since the short period of time we placed a glass beneath the faucet of Master Tigger's watering station in our bathroom. The placement allowed Master Tigger to drink water much easier, thus easing his last days with us.

Master Charlie jumped up one day and was startled by the available water glass and was somewhat afraid of this setup. He has learned, as Master Laptop and Master Shadow that this makes a fine watering station. They now go back and forth between the upstairs watering stations to see if the taste is different.

A habit that Master Shadow has is the he MUST have at least 3 drinks after eating. The time between these drinks is quite short. A short drink from the bedroom watering station. A short drink from the original watering station and finally the last drink from the bedroom watering station.

While Master Shadow is going between the two watering stations, another master has taken their place at the head of the line and is drinking.

Thus Master Shadow goes back to the other watering station, only to find it is being used.

The end result is that Master Shadow has gotten in the habit of expressing his desire for water in a rather loud fashion.

Laughter is heard from the other masters as they play their game to keep Master Shadow in a turmoil.

Master tricks can get tiresome methinks.
 

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Master Shadow must teach the other Masters a game called musical chairs. Or teach the others that water tastes much better when it is rotated.
 

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:flail: Oh poor Master Shadow! I'm surprised the slaves have not been instructed to add another sink somewhere! :flail:

Yes, the Masters get up to their hijinks with each other, they do not only play tricks on the slaves! :lol3:
 
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Yesterday we had proof the our masters understand what we say.

Every morning, DW will bring a cup of coffee to me to drink while I sit in bed. Her choice of this behavior so that my pain drugs can be taken and allow time for them to be absorbed before I have to move about. Back surgery and shoulder surgery have taken their toll. Nonetheless, DW goes downstairs where our masters spend the night. Number one son is used as a pillow by some masters, as Master Tigger used DW. DW is also a master magnet. When she sits on a couch, sits on the bed or some place where a master will use her for a pillow and work. If other choices are available, i.e. number one son or yours truly, DW will be selected.

But I digress....

DW went downstairs Sunday to feed the horde. This is normally followed by the race to the top of the stairs so that the race to the watering stations will commence. The door opening is the green flag to start the race. Normally Master Shadow Ram arrives first.

This daily ritual does not take place on Sunday. Number one son will be sleeping. DW and I go to church and sing in the choir. Our masters will not be allowed to roam free among the tasty tidbits that are available in the kitchen, breakable items that can fall if a masters will go racing through a space full of items that may fall as they race their way around. My computer room has suffered trauma of this sort as some computer parts are small and make excellent hockey pucks.

My masters love to play hockey and watch me find all the parts and put them back where they should.

When DW arrived at the top of the stairs, she told Master Shadow Ram that today was Sunday.

Master Shadow Ram scowled somewhat and went down the stairs. DW reported laughter from Master Charlie and Master Laptop when he got to the bottom.

"OH SHUT UP YOU TWO!!!!!" was heard as DW closed the door.

Masters can sometimes forget the day of the week.

Is that a grumble I hear from you Master Shadow?
 
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We feed out masters three times daily, but they will tell us that they are STARVING if they hear, smell, see any slave getting things out of that big white cold box and the white doors that hold many many items that will provide them with tasty treats.

By far and away Master Laptop is the most aggressive. He will take food from your mouth as you're about to swallow. He will tell all of of us loudly:
 

"I AM HUNGRY! FEED ME! FEED ME NOW!"

We brought a couple of take home boxes of fish and chips last night. I think we may have to get a small chair and whip to train Laptop. Masters Shadow Ram and Master Charlie pay close attention, heads and eyes following every bite, but they are somewhat more polite. We only need to almost yell "NO" and the two of them will back off. Heads and eyes still follow, but they sit back and wait with that starving waif look. A tear is "almost" ready to fall from their eyes and a wail to Bast in hopes of food is just a moment away.

We are cold hearted and ignore them and push them away....
 
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This was reported by my number one son, since I was upstairs asleep.

Master Charlie was feeling in need of some close attention and crawled under the lap quilt, made by his aunt, to snuggle up against his thigh. It was the purr-fect position to receive attention from his slave. Sharing body warmth, under a quilt for darkness so he could pounce on one of the other masters and getting scritched and petted. Just about as good as it can get if you're a master methinks.

Part of the process is that number one son is scratching his up button. His back leg lifts up his back end. Inasmuch as Master Charlie is a little unstable in such a position because he is missing his other rear leg, Master Charlie is swaying back and forth. Add in the up and down, side to side and forward backward motions of number one son the quilt lump is making some serious attention getting come hither calls to any other master who happens to see this occur.

Master Laptop had been working on the top of the lounger, when he opened his eyes and saw the obvious movement of some interloper who is about to attack one of his slaves.

There are times when we consider that Master Laptop is not one of the brightest master we have. When he tries to jump up to the surface of a watering station, he has been known to miss his mark and thus demonstrate that gravity is the law. We pointedly ignore these mishaps and do not admit that we ever saw these.

Number one son said that the pounce from the top of the Lazyboy to the moving lump was accurate. Four paws landing square upon the outstretched Master Charlie can be equated to that of a inside linebacker running full out and hitting a quarterback who is about to throw a game winning pass. One of those type hits that can be heard on the top row of the stadium over the roar of the crowd. Something of Superbowl history or of that type event.

A very loud "o o o f f f f " was uttered by Master Charlie.

Master Laptop, being no dummy at this particular moment, has recognized that he has just rung the bell of his oft times nemesis. The bright spot of this is that Master Charlie is under the laptop quilt. Master Laptop has not uttered a single word during this entire event and if he were to disappear before Master Charlie can recover and get out from underneath the quilt he'll be safe. Thus all traction control was applied, as well as all of his legs to propel himself out of site. Within the blink of an eye, he was gone. He reappeared on his blanket / pillow normal working position looking as if he was working hard and thus having no idea if anything had happened.

Master Charlie recovered his breath and jumped to the floor, just as Master Shadow walked into view. The angry meow  alerted Master Shadow and he was gone in a flash. Master Charlie raced after.

I have mentioned in the past that even though he only has three legs, Master Charlie is able to run very fast. Up on the top of the couch, around the room and through every open door room and nook the race was on till number one son yelled at both. It took the second yell to make them stop, but Master Charlie cast his evil eye on Master Shadow telling him he'd pay for the pounce.

Number one son went to Master Charlie and proceeded to calm nerves and lower the attitude level by the giving of special attention. Peace was restored.
 

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Ah, the horror of being in absolute bliss then having a flying object come crashing down on one.  Kudos to Master Laptop for realizing his error and getting to a safe place.
 
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As is my wont, when I awaken early before a nght shift, I sit in bed and check email with my laptop,

"You better not be telling any untruth about me, slave!" Master Laptop mutter from across the bed.

Yes, master I hear and obey. May I continue? Master Laptop gave me a "slight" evil eye and went back to work.

I took this as tacit approval so I continue:

I was checking email, and DW came into the bedroom. She was carrying my next door neighbors laptop that I had agreed to repair. DW knew that I had promised to have it returned prior to tomorrow morning as he was going on a business trip. I had replaced the hard drive and installed the operating system and was about to restore the data.

Thus I replaced my laptop with his laptop.

"I am NOT going to be replaced, silly slave." Master Laptop chuckled as he chided me. (Master Laptops sense of humor has become more evident since Master Tigger crossed the Rainbow bridge. I believe that he was dominated rather ruthlessly by alpha Tigger. Now that Master Laptop has reclaimed his primary slave his traits have returned with alacrity)

Yes, master. No replacement in sight (I mimed looking out the window)

"I'm going to hurt you later, when I get done working, slave."

May I continue?

I saw Master Laptop shaking with silent laughter.

I returned to fixing my friends laptop, drinking the coffee DW had also brought. I started the restore data process (I'm glad I perform weekly data backup of my neighbors machines, since he and his wife seem to "fix" their computers and cause problems almost on a daily basis. If they touch a computer it will break, react as if they are the plague and not allow anything or some other strange or unusual happenstance. Keeps me busy.) but i digress

I started the automatic update process and placed the laptop on the end of the bed. I retrieved mine and finished reading a joke from my sister.

Master Laptop jumped up on the bed and started to curl up on my lap.

Master, I find it difficult to access the keys of the computer if you're laying across the keyboard. Master Charlie didn't move or react, so I gently tried to move him.

Master Charlie is a BIG master. He's the largest we have. No fat and a middle linebacker build. Huge and able to jump from the floor to the bed (that's Master's WORKSTATION you silly slave! Master Shadow Ram growled at me from the foot of the workstation)

Unable to continue with anything related to typing I discontinued work on my laptop.

"Hey slave! We all know those are warm places to curl up on. Didn't you know that" Master Laptop and Master Shadow both chortled

I knew that but hoped that Master Charlie would allow me to time to do something.

I finished my coffee and started to get ready for work. 

"We don't see you starting to curl up on the workstation and closing your eye's slave. How can you be working if you don't do as we do?"

I must leave you now masters. Do you want to join me in the rain box?

I heard hrrrmmmuuunmmmmmmfffffffff's and was ignored.

I left for work a short time later
 
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I have observed that DW cat magnet, will oft times cause a race to see who get to lay upon her legs. Charlie is stretched out from DW's ankle to knees/lower thigh. Master Charlie's head is right beside the heat exhaust port of DW laptop computer. Being close to the exhaust port seems to be a desirable place. Master Laptop attempts to curl up on her lap between the laptop keyboard and her body. Makes for interesting times watching him attempt to walk around and get the right position, all the while DW is telling that he'll be uncormfortable but nonetheless he will select a position. Somtimes right beside her thigh. sometimes on her lap crosswise head on either side of thigh. Sometimes he'll jump to the top of her bed pillow and perch. (he sometimes uses my bed pillow but not often)

Master Shadow Ram will try for the lap, but gets pushed out of the way. His brother Master Laptop gets pushy, telling one and all that DW is his primary slave.

Life as a cat magnet........ can be interesting and warming of legs and lap.I like it when Mr. Furnace will lay on my legs. Master Charlie sometimes will select me and in the winter it helps those old limbs of cold.
 
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Master Laptop: "I am the new Alpha!"

Master Charlie and Master Shadow both bowed their heads to indicate such, but both were laughing and seemingly about to fall over and roll in top the workstation.

Master Laptop growled and almost hissed to show his displeasure.

"You both shall show me the proper respect soon enough. I am the primary master of she who feeds and cleans our boxes."

DW looked down upon Master Laptop and moved him to one side. DW than picked up Master Charlie and scritched and scratched where his missing back leg could not. Master Charlie purred

Master Laptop looked with some askance and being placed aside in favor of his supposed minion.

During this period, Master Shadow had fallen over and was laughing loudly

Master Laptop came over to me and demanded attention. I gave what was demanded, whereupon Master Shadow Ram came over and curled up on my lap. Giving attention to two masters took all.

Master Laptop smacked his brother on the head and launched himself to the hallway. Master Shadow launched himself as well. I now have traction control marks on lap and arms. A gift from my masters.

"You get between angry brothers and their ways you pay a price not expected." Master Charlie told me and he stretched out on the legs of his slave.
 

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The Masters are very possessive and like to brand their slaves in their own special way. 
 
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Master Shadow Ram had won the race to the slave master watering station and was happily drinking. When the masters get fed, Master Shadow will race to the watering station for a drink. Master Shadow MUST have a minimum of three different drinks after he has eaten. Most often he will stop at the watering station in the master bedroom ("That's masters workroom and the master masters watering station you silly slave!" Master Shadow told me) and go to the guest master watering station (Master Shadow is shaking his head in disgust)

Original master watering station. Is that acceptable master? I inquired

"Go away!" Master Shadow ordered

yes, master. I hear and obey

Whereupon Master Charlie jumped up and pushed Master Shadow away from the watering station.

"You're a rude and pushy youngster!" Master Shadow told Master Charlie

"That's ok. I'm drinking and you're not." Master Charlie muttered while he drank.

Master Shadow jumped down and went to the "Original Masters Watering Station" to drink.

Master Laptop was looking down at Master Shadow when he entered the room. Master Shadow jumped......

and I didn't see the embarrassed Master only make it half on and half on to the top of the watering station and slip down to the floor. Such occurrences have been trained out of me by my masters. I see nothing, hear nothing or speak nothing of any embarrassing action. Upon pain of severe traction control examples that will be left upon my slave body.

"Hey Slave! Come turn on the water!" Master Shadow called from the watering station.

I entered the room and espied Master Shadow awaiting water. Master Laptop was sitting on the side looking as if he were silently laughing, about to roll onto the floor with mirth about to erupt from his grinning lips.

"WATER!" Master Shadow ordered

I turned on the water and left. I heard nothing of the exchange about mishaps, falls and showing reactions to slaves about such. No sir. I didn't hear anything.

DW came down the hall and asked about the thump she had heard. I informed her that I did NOT hear any such noise. DW quickly agreed that it was just her imagination.

We both heard the LOUD thump of Master Charlie ending his drinking session. We heard a master jump from the "Original watering station" and encountered Master Shadow headed for the second watering station. He gave several false starts on his jump to the obtain water, but he landed where he wanted and started to drink.

Thump

Master Laptop came in the room and jumped to the Masters ladder to the watering station and watched Master Shadow with great interest. (Most slaves would call the ladder a water closet or commode, but I have been instructed to refer to the large white object as a "Masters Ladder to the Watering Station" I hear and obey)

Master Laptop was "almost" done with mirth and rolling and I think he was waiting for another mishap that I didn't see.

Master Shadow finished his drink and jumped to the floor and thence to the workstation, where he curled up to work.

Master Laptop sprang to drink. Finished and joined his brother on the workstation.

Life with masters does, at times, require a blind eye.
 
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For reasons known only to Masters, Master Shadow continues to embarrass himself when he launches himself toward the Master Watering Station. It appears that he slips on the linoleum flooring. DW and I have to look at the ceiling or off to the wall when he comes back into our midst. Master Charlie was trying not to laugh, but he had to dive under the lap quilt that was given to DW by her sister. Master Laptop was laying on the lap of DW (he's now called velcro kitty since he stays so close to DW) shaking with laughter.

"You demonstrate good leaping ability, brother." Master Laptop said to Master Shadow.

During this statement, Master Shadow was jumping on the lump under the quilt. Master Shadow landed with what I suppose was a pleasing thump. Master Charlie yelled out, but continued to laugh. I called Master Shadow over and started to give attention. He started purring and...

"I don't understand why you took that three legged bully into our home. He's such a pain." Master Shadow told/asked me

More laughter

Some time later I had to go to bed to prepare for a night shift. Master Charlie was "almost" laying on my legs. Master Shadow was keeping my feet warm. DW told me that it was touching to see our masters so close. She did comment that Mr. Whiny Master (Laptop) was explaining how hungry and starving he was (he had been fed just an hour earlier)  Master Laptop will complain loudly that he is starving regardless of who is getting food in the kitchen.

Life with masters
 
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"I am going to harass my slave!" Master Charlie announced to Master Laptop

" Yeah.... how do you propose to do that?" Master Laptop chuckled

"I'm going to walk all over him when he's working." Master Charlie said somewhat with a grin.

"He sleeps.... err... works like a rock. He just tosses and turns and has the noise thing attached to his face." Master Laptop muttered

"I'll disturb him nonetheless." Master Charlie muttered

Whereupon he started walking all over me. Turning in a circle several times, Master Charlie finally settled upon to work. (I didn't know this occurred until DW told me of the happenstances)

-------------- insert several hours ------------------

It would appear that I didn't move enough to make Master Charlie move as he worked until I was told to take a break by DW. My movement forced Master Charlie to take a break as well. He was grumpy.I did not notice this until I came out of the shower. Master Charlie was chewing on my long shoe horn. This was a much searched for item so that I did not have to bend over (restrictions placed upon me because of my back surgery - fusion of back vertebrae)

"I am NOT pleased with your work habits, silly slave." Master Charlie told me

I see that master. I shall try to live up to your standards in the future, but now I must be away so as to earn the money that we need to keep feeding you and letting you live indoors.

"Bah... go away." Master Charlie ordered

Yes master. I hear and obey
 
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The latest news has been somewhat interesting inasmuch as primary slaves have been repeatedly demonstrated.

1. Master Laptop, otherwise known as Velcro Kitty, has DW as his primary slave. Wherever she goes, Master Laptop will be within mere feet of her. He is quite vocal when she is in the kitchen because it always seems that he is starving. He may have been fed minutes ago but he demands food. He has a empty leg that needs to be filled.

2. Master Shadow Ram, the brother of Master Laptop, still has #1 son as his primary slave. I, however, seem to be his 1st choice to getting attention. of which I shall describe shortly.

3. Master Charlie has chosen me as his primary slave. He "MUST" use my lap but insists that my legs be placed into a "Y" formation or a "4" pattern. This will allow him to curl up and use my thigh as a headrest and provide heat to both sides of his body at the same time. He is a little furnace himself, so my legs to not get cold. His insistence on the "Y" or "4" pattern results in the placement of my laptop computer to be on my lower legs. There are times when he will use my lower legs as his working place and have the heat exhaust roll over his body so that he does not get cold. Poor cold little masters must be appeased.

"I heard that silly slave and you shall pay a price yet to be determined for your insolence!" Master Charlie muttered. "I do not tolerate such behavior." Master Charlie continued.

"What are you going to do to him? Meow with that little whiny voice you have?" Master Laptop chortled from the lap of his slave

(Master Charlie does not use a loud voice to get his point across to us, so we must pay attention to what he says. I think it's intentional.)

With Master Charlie in his favorite position, Master Shadow Ram is unable to poise upon my lap to get attention, therefore he places himself directly against my right thigh. I must pet and provide much attention since he seems to crave attention from all slaves. I seem to provide the proper method, so he demands I do so. His primary slave provides the attention when they are downstairs watching TV. Watching TV upstairs allows Master Shadow to get attention from all of us, on a rotating basis. He moves from one to the next to the next and back to the first. Greedy for attention methinks.

That seems to be the latest, but I am unable to report fully upon what goes on, since I have been working many nights and unable to observe what has transpired. I shall provide more when I am able.
 
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