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Baton Rouge, La.
Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item -- Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.

The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery
of Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in
the $2-5 range.

While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of
Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for
cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important."

So, are the top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:

12. Château Traileur Parc

11. White Trashfindel

10. Big Red Gulp

9. Grape Expectations

8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"

7. NASCARbernet

6. Chef Boyardeaux

5. Peanut Noir

4. Château des Moines

3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

2. World Championship Riesling

And the number 1 choice of name for Wal-Mart Wine
1. Nasti Spumante
post #2 of 7
OMG! That was freakin' hilarious!! I've got to send that to my CoWorkers considering I work for WalMart!

At first I really thought your post was serious. I thought "Great, that's all we need...more drunks coming to WalMart sampling the booze!"!

Thanks for the big laugh tonight MA!
post #3 of 7
OMG that is great! Thanks for the laugh!
post #4 of 7
Right! My first response was, "Walmart Wine? contradiction in terms? oxymoron? cognitive dissonance? take your pick!!" Good chuckle!
post #5 of 7
Yeah I was like "Darell!! Wal-mart is coming out with it's own wine! wake-up!" but then I read on and laughed...Thanks!
post #6 of 7
Its about time, that rednecks got their own special brand of wine!
post #7 of 7
I thought you were serious
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