Mrs.Langston`s dishwasher quit working so she calls a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she tells him,"I`ll leave the key under the mat, for the dishwasher leave the bill on the counter, and I`ll mail you the cheque. Oh,by the way, don`t worry about my bulldog, he won`t bother you, do NOT, under any CIRCUMSTANCES, talk to my parrot!"
When the repairman arrives at Mrs. Langston`s appartment the next day, he discover the BIGGEST,MEANEST BULLDOG he ever seen. But just as she said, the dog just lay there watching the repairman go about his bussiness.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with insistant YELLING, CURSING, and NAME CALLING. Finally ther repairman couldn`t contain himself any longer and yelled "SHUT UP, YOUR STUPID UGLY BIRD!"
To which the parrot replied "GET HIM,SPIKE!"
When the repairman arrives at Mrs. Langston`s appartment the next day, he discover the BIGGEST,MEANEST BULLDOG he ever seen. But just as she said, the dog just lay there watching the repairman go about his bussiness.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with insistant YELLING, CURSING, and NAME CALLING. Finally ther repairman couldn`t contain himself any longer and yelled "SHUT UP, YOUR STUPID UGLY BIRD!"
To which the parrot replied "GET HIM,SPIKE!"
