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Funny story

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You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one...

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the
evening. They turned on a night light, turned the
answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet
parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned
the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi
arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave
their house.

The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back
into the house. They don't want the cat shut in the
house because "she" always tries to eat the bird. The
wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes
inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man
in hot pursuit.

The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house
will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver that
her husband will be out soon."He's just going upstairs
to say good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away.
"Stupid b*$*# was hiding under the bed.
Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come
out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her
from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her
fat a$$ downstairs and threw her out into the back

The cabdriver hit a parked car...
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that is so funny , I am still laughing . Tomorrow I will have to show that to my husband
post #5 of 6
Oh my! Too funny! I'll have to send that one on too.
post #6 of 6
Hubby liked that cat story! We both laughed hard!
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