If Your Kitty Were Human

what kind of person would they be?? What kind of job would they have? Ever wonder?
I don't (or try not to) impose human traits onto animals. I would NEVER insult the sweet creatures like that!! But when I look at Turtle my imagination goes a little kooky.
If Turtle were a human she would be voted the most popular in high school. She'd be a cheerleader BUT she wouldn't be superficial. She'd be on the Debate Team. She'd just say NO to drugs and sex before marriage. She'd get into comedy and have a very successful sitcom.
Eventually she'd retire and write several New York bestsellers. She would always share her wealth with those less fortunate. And she'd never forget where she came from...and in her later years, after all the glitz and glamor fade away, she would find her way back into my loving arms....

LMAO I love this thread. Its awesome!

Hmmm since I have a fudge pile of cats this is gonna be a while. And brutally honest.

Gigi would the the mean girl. No lie she is completely two faced and snarky too.

Hercules would be the lazy stoner never doing anything but eating napping and pooping.

Bacon would definately be a cheerleader and always yapping and talking up a storm.

Ramsie would be the class clown and local ditz.

Stinky would be the girl hiding under the bleachers at school smoking cigarettes hanging with the boys.

Crocadilly would be the quarterback and all around good boy.

Tubba Wubba would be Bacons bff and a good hearted troublemaker.

Stinky and I would be BEST BUDDIES!!!

LOL Stinky is our farms bad girl. Shes always in trouble and talking back getting into stuff shes not supposed to.

I think Dorothy would be a bit of a bad lady. In and out of prison a few times over the years for shoplifting, maybe joyriding, some drugs perhaps. Nothing huge, just petty stuff. She'd be the old lady who hangs in the bar all day from opening time til 7 when Jeopardy comes on (or is it Wheel? I forget), chainsmoking away. She can be a sweet lady though, just a bit rough around the edges.

Genever is such a girly girl. I don't think she'd be a cheerleader, but definitely shopping at the mall for all her clothes, lots of pink stuff. Quiet most times, even though she is very friendly, but she knows how to have a good time too, and always wants to look her best.

Patches would be a laid back easy going guy. He would have a job that pays the bills but he wouldn't be putting any effort in doing much more than that. He would be the guy that always has a house full of buddies over for the game and there would be a lot of beer.

Alice would be the prissy one. Her house would always be clean and everything in its place. She would be a stickler for details at work and always looking for a way to get ahead. She would be very good at office politics no one would get anything over on her. She would be the one finding a way to step over someone else at work.

Honestly, Bowser would be a goofy class-clown type who does poorly in school because of his terrible ADD. I NEVER thought a cat could have attention issues, but he really does! He can only play with toys that make noise or else he gets too distracted, and if more than one person talks to him or there are too many noises going on at once, he moves his head in circles because he can't follow!

Spaz would be a retiree obviously "Get off my lawn you kids!"

Baby is quite full of herself, and very vocal (and loud!) as well as active, I think she'd be a PE teacher, or maybe a personal trainer. A real hard liner with a soft heart.

Jade is very quiet, even her loudest cry is barely more than a tiny squeak, she loves everyone. I think she'd be a librarian, maybe nursery ward nurse.

DH & I do this all the time!

Marge=a bit mentally imbalanced and perhaps criminally dangerous.

Loki=Just plain crazy, with a foot fetish. Would probably get arrested for fondling a woman's foot in public.

Leo=Has anyone seen my silk cravat and the keys to the wine cellar?

Rosie=Redneck single mom, but still would care for her kids as best as she could. Waiting for that special knight in shining armor to come along, and take her away from the poverty and the trailer park.

Nixie=He's arrived! Oh, be still, my beating heart...AND he loves her kids! Movie-star handsome, but down-to-earth. Always wanted to find the right girl & settle down. Yes, that neutering incident was unfortunate, but now he has a ready-made family!

Little Miss=An amateur fashion model, but not conceited--just very sweet. Will get out of the modeling field when the right guy comes along; and then they'll have a 4 bedroom/3 bath colonial in the suburbs, with 2.5 children. Note to this man: you MUST buy her expensive jewelry. Trust me.

Lucie=Snob. Thinks she's minor European royalty, conveniently forgetting her redneck origins (see Rosie, above).

Kara=The sweet, but shy, girl next door. A little rounded in appearance, but very pretty--and those big, round, gentle eyes would make a man melt. As will her special chocolate chip cookie recipe. Could get anything she wants from her man when she puts on an apron and cooks up a batch.

Gemma=Tomboy. We hope to someday get her into a nice dress, and to stop climbing trees. Maybe she'll get interested in boys someday--and not as touch football partners.

I've always wanted to write a graphic novel about my cats--with them having back stories and human personalities. It started with Rosie & Nixie when I first got her and her kittens. She was feral, and must've had an awful life. I always imagined Nixie winking at her, saying,"Well, HELLO, lovely lady! What brings you here?" Rosie would be thinking in a cartoon balloon, with scenes from her previous life--the good-for-nothing men who got her pregnant, and left; the humans who threw things at her and yelled at her to get out of their yard, etc...and then, her thinking hearts for Nixie, then showing them "dating", etc.

I seriously think I spend TOO much time with them...

Geez...I read the other posts, and I think we have enough material for a cat soap opera: As The Bizzy Ball Turns!

Wesley would be a loud soccer sports caster wearing lots of bling and living it up. G-G-G-G-GOOOOOOOOOOAL!

Buttercup would run a day care since she likes taking care of everybody.

Oh, this is fun I have 4 cats so here goes

Ramsey would be in prison. He would be either a street thug or a white collar criminal. He steals anything not nailed down. He would be my best friend

Hoot would be a dowager princess.

'Bitz might also be in prison but it would be for hacking something. The Pentagon maybe. She is involved in every aspect of computing, up to and including running the copy machine. Yes, she knows how to work the copy machine.

Dear, sweet Swiffer would be running her own school on etiquette. Things need to be a certain way and everything has to be done daintily.

I know all my cats would've been good humans. Actually they wouldn't be old enough to work yet, they'd still be in school Lynxx would've been going into 5th grade this September he'd have been 10. Luna's 1yr and 3months and Midnight just turned 1, so they'd still be at home, to young even for school

Da Lip and Jack - most likely chairmen of the board.

Da Magpie - some mobster's moll

Blue - likely a tart on the stroll

Hissy - a strange old lady hermit

Tippy - a dignified gentleman of mysterious means

Zabbie - the mobster for the aforementioned moll

Splash - a feline Billy the Exterminator

I love reading about all your cats' personalities!!

Holland is very quiet and she likes quiet, I'm pretty sure she would be a librarian. But she would prefer a job like shelving or checking materials in instead of working directly with patrons since she's very shy.

She wouldn't have a lot of friends, but she would be very loyal to those who are close to her. She might be married if she met the right guy - one who appreciates her independence, likes to discuss books and current topics, is a good cook, and would rather give her a hug than flowers.

She would definitely be a homebody, she would much rather go home after work than go to happy hour. But she would enjoy having coffee or seeing movies a time or two a week - with a friend or even by herself.

Trout would be a baaaatch.

So I'm not the only one who's put some thought into this. Very hysterical stuff you guys!! Thanks!!!

Kairi is just a baby, so he'd probably be the kid that always gets in trouble for getting up and talking in class. He's also the one who wouldn't care if he got into trouble. He'd also be the small kid that even the big kids were afraid of, judging by my dogs reaction to him.

ohh, I like this thread!

Monet would be laid back with an "I don't care" Attitude and spends his time mostly to himself.

Picasso would be the annoying girl, always wanting to be involved and annoying people because she's so persistant!

Originally Posted by Draco

ohh, I like this thread!

Monet would be laid back with an "I don't care" Attitude and spends his time mostly to himself.

Picasso would be the annoying girl, always wanting to be involved and annoying people because she's so persistant!

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Picasso would be a cheerleader! And class president, and on the debate team, and a roving reporter for the school newspaper...