picked my better half up from work today and was driving home and then got nailed in traffic. As usual, I have to do something to entertain myself and so I am sat there with the window closed and listening to my wife yakking away. The bloke on my side was watching me funny and he had all of his BMW windows open. Just for a bit of fun, I picked up my mobile phone and pretended to start to talk. No one there but the chap thought I was chatting away and he was STILL watching me - nosy sod. So I presses the button and down comes the window, I looked at my phone, then at him, and back at the phone and him again and above the noise of the road, i reached out of the window and half passed the mobile to him. I shouted "Its for you".
He looked absolutely stunned at me, the lights changed and I drove off with my wife in hysterics.
You want a little more fun...? Get yourself stuck in traffic and do something to get the attention of the car drivers on either side. Then in your left hand, pretend to hold a needle like one uses for sewing. With your right, pretend to be holding the end of some cotton and you are trying to get the cotton through the eye. You keep bringing your finger tips to your mouth as if to lick the cotton to get it straight and then keep looking as though you are trying. I GUARANTEE that after a few seconds, you will have a captive audience of all the cars around you and wishing that invisible cotton to go through that invisible needle you are holding in your left hand.
Just smile a little - its infectious - you smile at someone and they will smile back.
Kev
trying to make people smile.
Had an ice cream this evening whilst my wife and I were out for a walk. The woman asked me if I wanted crushed nuts...if only she knew I already had them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He looked absolutely stunned at me, the lights changed and I drove off with my wife in hysterics.
You want a little more fun...? Get yourself stuck in traffic and do something to get the attention of the car drivers on either side. Then in your left hand, pretend to hold a needle like one uses for sewing. With your right, pretend to be holding the end of some cotton and you are trying to get the cotton through the eye. You keep bringing your finger tips to your mouth as if to lick the cotton to get it straight and then keep looking as though you are trying. I GUARANTEE that after a few seconds, you will have a captive audience of all the cars around you and wishing that invisible cotton to go through that invisible needle you are holding in your left hand.
Just smile a little - its infectious - you smile at someone and they will smile back.
Kev
trying to make people smile.
Had an ice cream this evening whilst my wife and I were out for a walk. The woman asked me if I wanted crushed nuts...if only she knew I already had them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
