Math problem

MATH PROBLEM


This sounds about right:

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100% ? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100% ?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S . . T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bulls..t will put you over the top.

And look how far ass kissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7= 127 %

HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kev
amusing myself whilst sat at home doing nothing and waiting to feel a bit easier

LMAO!!!!

Originally posted by Jellybelly
LMAO!!!!

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What does that mean?? I am not up to speed on these abbreviations - I know what OMG and LOA means but yours beats me.

Kev
(stands for Kevin I think or so my birth certificate shows. Actually , my mother and father said I was not born, I was launched and this had something to do with the size of my feet.

Laughing My A$$ Off Kev

BTW, how are you feeling? Better I hope but you have to remember to not over stress yourself before the healing is done or it will take twice as long

Originally posted by Hermoine
Laughing My A$$ Off Kev

BTW, how are you feeling? Better I hope but you have to remember to not over stress yourself before the healing is done or it will take twice as long

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Feeling generally great, its my bits that look a different color and the bruising is horrific leading to a lot of pain - specially in the same part that a woman has her ovaries. Am told by the doc that its normal as they do a lot of tugging about and thats where it all starts. Its the mental side of it now am struggling with. My wife and I have a great relationship, she dont want to get near me at the moment (possibly so she does not hurt me). I am struggling with that and to be honest, am scared of any pain when we are together.

I want to weight train, cut the grass, do the windows etc and my wife wont let me do anything. Am killing to wash the car and thats out although I did some sneaky painting today when Carol was at work. She was thrilled - then went ballistic with me for stretching! Have overdone it for sure in last three days and am suffering with horrific pains.

Realised today that I want a change of career, just dont know which way to go as am not looking forward to the office on Monday. being off has given me a lot of time to think about the future.

I want to be more postitive (any cd's anyone knows about that can be downloaded would be appreciated) as well as a mentally stronger person (get rid of depression). I want a stronger relationship with my wife and I want the love back - if you understand that - we just take each other for granted I think.
I guess I want too much - huh
Kev
who can solve the worlds problems but cannot work out his own mind.

i must of missed something kev, what kind of surgery did you have? hope you get to feeling better, it wouldnt be the first time i missed something

LMAO!! (About the math thing)

For a little more fun =- get into the search engine of google.

Then type in .. weapons of mass distruction

then press the I'm feeling lucky button

then read what it shows - you may be surprised!!

Kev

Kev, hope you're feeling better soon. My fiance had hernia surgery in that sensitive area. He was in pain for a few days, and his "bits" were also different colors. I felt so bad for him, but there wasn't much I could do. Take it easy, and you'll heal faster.

Loved the joke!