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What is a calorie?

post #1 of 11
6/9/11 at 12:41pm
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Calories are the evil little bugs that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter.

MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THESE LITTLE PESTS!!!!!

(stolen from facebook... !!)
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post #2 of 11
6/9/11 at 12:58pm
Very nice!
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post #3 of 11
6/9/11 at 1:53pm
ARGH! I have an infestation too!! Time to call Terminex
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post #4 of 11
6/9/11 at 7:38pm
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Originally Posted by orangeishcat View Post
ARGH! I have an infestation too!! Time to call Terminex
Hee hee!
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post #5 of 11
6/9/11 at 7:42pm
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Originally Posted by orangeishcat View Post
ARGH! I have an infestation too!! Time to call Terminex
I wish it were that easy
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post #6 of 11
6/9/11 at 8:45pm
Haha I love that!!!
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post #7 of 11
6/10/11 at 4:01am
Yeah my house seems to be infested with those evil things too!
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post #8 of 11
6/10/11 at 5:29am
Same here! Good one!
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post #9 of 11
6/10/11 at 7:11am
Did you know that calories feast on cookies? I heard that breaking the cookies before you eat them will kill all the little critters!
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post #10 of 11
6/10/11 at 2:48pm
OH wouldn't that be great if Terminex could really help. We would all look FABULOUS
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post #11 of 11
6/10/11 at 3:23pm
And did you know that calorie is a sneaky little bugger? They have adapted to sense what your favorite food is, then plant themselves into that food right before you eat it. The only thing they haven't figured out how to infiltrate is celery sticks, which are actually the arch enemy of calories, seeing that they have learned to kill off calories faster than calories can reproduce themselves.

There's a photoshop opportunity in this thread.......

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