A list of things that DO NOT startle my kittens:
-A gushing bathtub faucet
-Toilet flushing
-Loud-as-heck, terrifying dryer buzzer that sends my heart racing
-Me stomping ominously to wherever they are currently causing mischief
-Dropping three plates and about 20 steel knives/forks into the sink with a very loud CLANG
-Putting down the cover to the toilet seat ("putting" it down - aka dropping it)
-Anything on the TV no matter how unexpected
A list of things that DO startle my kittens:
-Raising the blinds (the "shhhhhhhck" sound)
-Me sneezing - and NO, it's not THAT loud!
-Moving my arm 1 inch while they lounge 2-3 feet away
-Closing my laptop (quiet click)
-Basically anything I think is unobtrusive or non-threatening
Do I have a coupla weirdos, or does this sound familiar to any of you?
As I've mentioned before, the disciplinary loud clapping and firm "NO!" does not even make these babies blink, much less stop what they're doing. I wonder if I could train myself to sneeze whenever they're doing something bad?
Is there something about those latter actions that I'm missing in terms of why my kittens think they're scary?
-A gushing bathtub faucet
-Toilet flushing
-Loud-as-heck, terrifying dryer buzzer that sends my heart racing
-Me stomping ominously to wherever they are currently causing mischief

-Dropping three plates and about 20 steel knives/forks into the sink with a very loud CLANG
-Putting down the cover to the toilet seat ("putting" it down - aka dropping it)
-Anything on the TV no matter how unexpected
A list of things that DO startle my kittens:
-Raising the blinds (the "shhhhhhhck" sound)
-Me sneezing - and NO, it's not THAT loud!

-Moving my arm 1 inch while they lounge 2-3 feet away
-Closing my laptop (quiet click)
-Basically anything I think is unobtrusive or non-threatening
Do I have a coupla weirdos, or does this sound familiar to any of you?
As I've mentioned before, the disciplinary loud clapping and firm "NO!" does not even make these babies blink, much less stop what they're doing. I wonder if I could train myself to sneeze whenever they're doing something bad?

Is there something about those latter actions that I'm missing in terms of why my kittens think they're scary?









