Had to share this!

calico2222

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Ok, I had to do a call back at work Friday. Back ground, I work in a call center and if there are questions, we have to wait for the "higher ups" to make a decision, then we call the customer back with the answer.

So, I called with the answer to his question and this is how it went:

(the call connects and there is a god awful noise like some is being killed then a human voice)

cust: hello?

me: hello, may I speak with John Smith?

cust: that's me! (another god awful noise)..who are you?

me: My name is Hope and I'm calling from....

cust: Hey, thanks for getting back with me...(need to mention he has the cutest southern accent!)

me: We figured out your issue (and continued to explain, while the loud noises are drowning out every we say. I'm about ready to ask if I could call him back, because we aren't able to hear each other when he says....)

cust: Ma'am, I really hate to ask this, but could I call you back later on tonight? You see, I'm helping my prize cow give birth, and it's rather hectic and kind of messy.

me: no problem Sir, it sounds like you have your hands full!

cust: Ma'am, you don't want to know where my other hand is!

At this point I'm so flustered and trying not to laugh, my first response is:

me: well, git er done, and good luck! (its better than my thought of "just don't lose your cell phone in there!!!)

How's that for a professional closing! lol! I just hope they don't QA that call!

I have to say that is the strangest and funniest call I have ever had to make!
 

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I would have laughed at him and told him what I was thinking.


When I used to do the help desk at work there were times when a co-worker would tell me "I can't believe you said that!". Some times I did surprise myself.

If they do a QA you should come out with high marks.
 

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That is too funny!
I'm glad you found out what the background noises were, or you would have wondered forever.
 

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Originally Posted by calico2222

I still wonder why he even answered his cell phone when he was...ummm...already busy...????
I suspect he may have had a call in to the vet's office and thought you were the vet. And, yep, you found out the loud, awful sounds cows make when calving
 
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