My apologies to you all if you are heavily religious - its not meant as anything - I was sent this today and cannot help but laugh and the more I read it - the more I crack up. I could split a stitch !!!
One dark night as the wind is howling and the familly asleep upstairs, there is a creak as a window is forced open and a burglar walks in. All is quiet and he shines his torch around checking out the Tv, video and DVD player. As he looks into the beam of his torch, a voice from the darkness calls "Jesus is watching you". The burglar is startled and the torch flies round the room - no one is there.
He makes toward the video and is unplugging it when he hears a voice
"Jesus is watching you". He nearly drops the video and again shines the torch into the blackness - all to no avail as no one is there. His thoughts are getting the better of him and he starts wondering about religion. " Nahh " he thinks and carries on.
Suddenly there is a "squawk" noise from a corner of the room and the burglar spins his torch round and sees a parrots cage. Laughing to himself he walks over to the cage and sees the yellow and blue parrot.
"Did you say that ?" the burglar asks?
"Say what, say what?" asks the parrot
"say Jesus is watching you?"
"I did, I did" calls the bird
".. and what do they call you" asks the burglar
" Kitty, they call me kitty" calls the bird.
" A parrot called Kitty - what kind of stupid owner calls a parrot Kitty"
To which the parrot replies "The same kind of owner that calls the 250lb Rotweiler under my cage - Jesus"
Kev
One dark night as the wind is howling and the familly asleep upstairs, there is a creak as a window is forced open and a burglar walks in. All is quiet and he shines his torch around checking out the Tv, video and DVD player. As he looks into the beam of his torch, a voice from the darkness calls "Jesus is watching you". The burglar is startled and the torch flies round the room - no one is there.
He makes toward the video and is unplugging it when he hears a voice
"Jesus is watching you". He nearly drops the video and again shines the torch into the blackness - all to no avail as no one is there. His thoughts are getting the better of him and he starts wondering about religion. " Nahh " he thinks and carries on.
Suddenly there is a "squawk" noise from a corner of the room and the burglar spins his torch round and sees a parrots cage. Laughing to himself he walks over to the cage and sees the yellow and blue parrot.
"Did you say that ?" the burglar asks?
"Say what, say what?" asks the parrot
"say Jesus is watching you?"
"I did, I did" calls the bird
".. and what do they call you" asks the burglar
" Kitty, they call me kitty" calls the bird.
" A parrot called Kitty - what kind of stupid owner calls a parrot Kitty"
To which the parrot replies "The same kind of owner that calls the 250lb Rotweiler under my cage - Jesus"
Kev
