Worst April Fools Joke

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Just got wind of this from an old friend I was catching up with about a recent April Fool's joke few weeks back. WARNING - GROSS!

So another guy we know is big into cats like I am, which gets him teased a bit. Knowing that, his buds and girlfriend conspired to empty the litterbox of #2 business for a couple days. Usually thats his job, and she claimed no knowledge and apparently he did notice and was worried about constipation. She let in a friend and he did a #2 in the litterbox and buried it like a cat would with the scoop and left.

He was all freaking out about how his cat could make such a huge one before she broke the news it was just a April Fools prank and it was Mike's big poop.

So messed up! I can only imagine how gross that was!
 
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Its creative though, I'll give them that... and then charge them for a fresh bag of litter.

My pranks are more harmless, such as connecting a second wireless mouse to a coworker's computer and occasionally moving the mouse on my desk slightly causing him to misclick and fiddle with his own mouse trying to figure out what was wrong with it heheh.
 
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Ok, maybe I'm warped, but I think thats hilarious.
That is, as long as the cat never came in contact with it and then the litterbox was thoroughly cleaned or replaced.
 
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For those that know who Mark & Brian are, they had a caller call in and confess that he did the exact same thing. I'm glad I wasn't driving when that sketch was on....
 
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I'm warped enough to find it funny too. My sense of humour is pretty warped and I am prone to practical jokes. One time, tied a friend's wrenches together with fine wire so when he grabbed one, they all foloowed. Same fine wire, and wired the jaws of a pair of needlenose pliers togeter, also wired up a watering hose the same way. I've done dozens of oddball things..........
 
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UHHHH very wierd prank and I think I would be so upset if someone did that to me and totally grossed out. Probably would throw out that litter box
 
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Originally Posted by blueyedgirl5946

We didn't really need to know that.
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That's just gross!

Geez, I thought I had a warped sense of humor. The worst thing I can be accused of is putting dye into the shower head to dump on my ex-husband, after he kept turning the hot water on or flushing the toilet every time I took a shower so I would get freezing water poured all over me.
He never did that again..


I don't know: maybe I'm getting too old for this world and don't see the humor in things like I used to.
Not that I ever would have considered someone pooping in the litterbox funny....
 
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arugh that is gross and not even funny.

THe same thing happened to me but it wasn't April's fool day.

The weekend I got married I stayed with my sister doing all those wonderful prewedding girly stuff (nails hair etc) and my DH and his out of town friends stayed at my apartment. I should have listened to my gut and taken my cats to my parents. I choose to leave them at home figuring DH would take care of them like normal when I have to leave town for work.

At the reherseal dinner I found out that the Best Man (who is beyond words a total.....
) had pooped in moo's litter box and thought it was funny. I was FURIOUS like BEYOND WORDS FURIOUS the night before my wedding. THankfully that night he and my DH stayed with my MIL and his nice out of town friend stayed at our place and took EXCELLENT care of my cats.

Now this isn't the first time this...person has stayed over the other time he stayed over while i was out of town (before our wedding) he gave moo an ENITRE CONTAINER OF CATNIP! I was furious since i was heading up a school trip in Florida and DH called and was like...umm he gave your cat an entire thing of catnip should we take him to the vet?!

But after that litterbox incident...I told DH that his "friend" wasn't never allowed to stay over and if he was the cats and I would be heading to my mothers. (of course there is alot more to my decision considering how he has treated me. Yeah be a jerk to me because you don't like me fine but don't mess with my cats.)
 
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Originally Posted by BMW Kitty Cat

i must admit....i laughed..
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Only because its not our cat I think.


I watched a youtube video where a guy got his girlfriend by filling her blowdrier with baby powder as a prank.

When she turned it on, POOF, she looked like Casper the friendly ghost. Gave me a big smile. If it were in my hair, my mouth, and my clothes though, I think it would be.... less funny.
 
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It's not just gross -- it's hazardous. Human excrement is loaded with extremely nasty bugs like the infamous E. coli, and this could have (MAY have) exposed someone to it.
 
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Originally Posted by Ducman69

Only because its not our cat I think.
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It doesn't matter who's cat it is. The poor cats done nothing.

I just hope it's entire box was thoroughly cleaned and refilled with fresh litter, but l wouldn't bet that it had.
 
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Originally Posted by Ducman69

Only because its not our cat I think.


I watched a youtube video where a guy got his girlfriend by filling her blowdrier with baby powder as a prank.

When she turned it on, POOF, she looked like Casper the friendly ghost. Gave me a big smile. If it were in my hair, my mouth, and my clothes though, I think it would be.... less funny.
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i saw that video too and it made me smile but then it wasn't me it happenend to. i wonder if they're still together
 
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Originally Posted by vampcow

arugh that is gross and not even funny.

THe same thing happened to me but it wasn't April's fool day.

The weekend I got married I stayed with my sister doing all those wonderful prewedding girly stuff (nails hair etc) and my DH and his out of town friends stayed at my apartment. I should have listened to my gut and taken my cats to my parents. I choose to leave them at home figuring DH would take care of them like normal when I have to leave town for work.

At the reherseal dinner I found out that the Best Man (who is beyond words a total.....
) had pooped in moo's litter box and thought it was funny. I was FURIOUS like BEYOND WORDS FURIOUS the night before my wedding. THankfully that night he and my DH stayed with my MIL and his nice out of town friend stayed at our place and took EXCELLENT care of my cats.

Now this isn't the first time this...person has stayed over the other time he stayed over while i was out of town (before our wedding) he gave moo an ENITRE CONTAINER OF CATNIP! I was furious since i was heading up a school trip in Florida and DH called and was like...umm he gave your cat an entire thing of catnip should we take him to the vet?!

But after that litterbox incident...I told DH that his "friend" wasn't never allowed to stay over and if he was the cats and I would be heading to my mothers. (of course there is alot more to my decision considering how he has treated me. Yeah be a jerk to me because you don't like me fine but don't mess with my cats.)
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We really didn't need to know this either. Gross.
 
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