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cat quotes that may make you smile

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"Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff" -- Unknown

"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." -- Dave Platt

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -- Unknown

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." -- Anonymous

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." -- Jeff Valdez

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." -- English proverb

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." -- Ellen Perry Berkeley

"One cat just leads to another." -- Ernest Hemingway

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." -- Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." -- Joseph Wood Krutch

"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." -- Faith Resnick

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." -- Anonymous

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." -- Hippolyte

Taine "No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." -- Unknown

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." -- Albert Schweitzer

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." -- Ernest Menaul

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." -- Unknown

"Time spent with cats is never wasted." -- Colette

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." -- Missy Dizick

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." -- Colonial American proverb

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." -- Joseph Wood Krutch

"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic" -- Unknown

"My husband said it was either he or the cat ...I miss him sometimes." --Unknown

"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." -- Unknown

"Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein

100 of above is true
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That's a pretty good list. I like it.
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