My first trick on me this morning was one of those prank phone call recordings, and the second one was my coffee. It's in one of those thermal mugs, so l asked my friends son Neil to fetch my coffee from my office as l was doing some work on his Mums screen, but he crept into the kitchen and filled another mug like mine with iced water

I'll be pleased when 2.p.m comes so l can get home
