Okay - my laugh starter for the day - maybe it's new to you, too? 
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day Mary, my wife, and I went into town and visited a shop.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a bad name. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So Mary called him a bad name.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
It's important at our age.
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day Mary, my wife, and I went into town and visited a shop.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a bad name. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So Mary called him a bad name.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
It's important at our age.
He's the type who would go out and try something like that. 
