Wacky questions to a pet food company

hissy

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I have trouble seeing what I'm scooping in my yard. Can your food turn my dog's poop pink?" – dog owner, Ronkonkoma, NY.

"Is your cat food good for urinal infections?" – cat owner, San Jose, CA.

"My two-year-old daughter loves the taste of Iams – is it okay for her to eat it?" – mother, Staten Island, NY.

"What's the best way to get super-glue off my dog's paws?" – dog owner, Arlington, TX.

"Can a dog get claustrophobia?" – dog owner, Cambridge, MA.

"My dog growls in his sleep – do you think he could have a vitamin B deficiency?" – dog owner, Puyallup, WA.

"I think if my dog received mail, it would build his character. Can I register him on your mailing list?" – dog owner, Richmond, VA.

"How do I potty train my pot belly pig?" – pot belly pig owner, Vero Beach, FL.

"What's up with my cat? She looks at me strangely when I sing and dance for her." – cat owner, New York, NY.

"I have two new kittens and I don't want to leave them home alone. Can I carry them around in my gym bag?" – new kitten owner, Brooklyn, NY.

"I'm thinking of setting up a kennel, and I was wondering... how much poop can 50 dogs make in one year?" – dog owner, Davis, CA.

"My son just sold me a subscription to the Your Cat Magazine. But you tell me it's free?" – concerned mom, Englewood, OH.

"When my dog pees, he leaves brown patches all over the lawn. Is he peeing fire?" – dog owner, Covington, KY.

"I raise worms – the world's most perfect protein source. How 'bout using them in your food?" – worm farmer, Long Barn, OH.

"I can smell my cat's urine and tell what cat food brand she's eating. Can you use this talent at Iams?" – cat owner, Sacramento, CA.
 

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Makes you wonder how they take care of their KIDS.

If one of my dogs starts pooping pink, he/she is going to the vet!
 

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ROTFLMAO ! The sad thing is, it's kinda like some of these instructions on some things telling you NOT to do this or that, etc., that are so specific that they make you go "DUH". If they are there, you figure someone, somewhere already has !
 
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