A typical feral cat rescuer !!! story

alobarbear

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thought this was typical of us.

.Stray cats with or without a name will not be allowed inside
the house at any time.

· Stray cats allowed inside will not be permitted to jump up on
or sharpen their claws on the furniture.

· Stray cats will be permitted on furniture but must sharpen
claws on new $114.99 sisal rope scratching post with three
perches.

· Stray cats will sleep outside.

· Stray cats will sleep in the garage.

· Stray cats will sleep in the house, but not in our bed.

· Stray cats will sleep in our bed, but not under the covers.

· Stray cats will not play on the desk.

· Stray cats will not play on the desk near the computer.

· Stray cats are forbidden to walk on the computer keyboard on
the desk when the human is using it.

· Stray cats will not QAWSDFXCRFTGHBJUIM,L.;//
 

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Right on!


Although, to be entirely correct, this is not about feral cats, and perhaps not even about semiferal cats, and possibly not what is strictly speaking - rescuers.

It sounds more like - spontan homeless cat adopter, or something like that...
Nice enough!



OR, of course, some DH of rescuers - oh yes!
 

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Stray cats Rule, they are tough and will always walk across the computer keyboard, take over the best and most comfy chair, because they were strays or ferals and are therefore: Entitled!! Purrfect!
 
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