Congrats. I'll bring the wine. I'm sure Donna wants a glass. I know Rene does. Donna, Rene and Clint, Sandie and Ken and Michele are bathing cats the rest of the week as they all have a cat show this weekend. I won't be there this time but I will be in spirit. So I guess I'll be the only one of the group to attend parties.
I know those things by the side of your smilies are supposed to be hands with the thumbs up, but in my frazzled mind, they look suspiciously like open cans of catfood!
What's inside the door that's ajar over there? Cool! A party! Party aftermath, maybe? Well, it's three o'clock in the morning and everybody's asleep here. Hmm. I wonder what the celebration was all about. Clues, clues. . . .
Oh, here's a pile of used razors. Hmm. And a few pigs sleeping under blankets. Okay. Lots of empty bottles. Check. A group of napping cats which smells like shampoo, next to an empty can of Band Aids. Well, it looks to me like a Super Cat party for sure. Now, who. . . .
Good grief! I'm a Super Cat. Geez, I didn't even notice. Oh, brother, I'll bet they threw this party for me — and I'm just now showing up. I'll never hear the end of this!
Let me set this stack of images down over here. Maybe they'd like to see some pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar! Great idea! Yes, I'm sure they're all Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans. Won't they be thrilled when they wake up and find life-sized cardboard Buffys all over the place!
If it wasn't so late I'd work on filling these Buffy blow-up dolls. But I'd start coughing and then the dormant would begin to stir. . . . No, we don't want to disturb anybody. Yet.
Well, I'll just tiptoe on out of here and come back after sunrise. Way after sunrise, it looks like. I'm really sorry to have missed all the fun. Come to think of it, maybe I'll just recline here in the corner with these trolls and dream about Buffy on Mars or something. . . .
HEY WAIT!!!!!!! Don't stop the party YET! I just got here!!! And I brought a whole case of spam and some fresh blankets for the piggies, and a new package of razors!!!!!!!
*looks around*
Where did everybody go????
Well congratulations Mr. Cat.......We love you, and you were a "super" cat way before this in my mind!!!
Okay.....I will just sit here on the couch, all by my lonesome, and eat my spam. If everybody wakes up maybe we could all got to Darlene's house and ride her bed! (after we shave our legs of course)
here I am, under the pile of newspapers in the corner. we have some cheeze whiz and triscuits left as well as some jello with fruit in it. no furry porkchops at this party. we left the nads at home.