Is anyone here lucky enough to have a tech guru in their life? I know there's a stereotype about grandmoms using their grandkids or nephews/nieces to fix their computers, but for various reasons I think there's a lot of truth to that. Anyway, that's not the heart of the matter. ... My question is, how can I find and hire a good/honest nice/non-condescending guru? Is there a way to "test" them over the phone or on email using trick questions, etc.? Hopefully it's relatively easy to spot a fake who knows less than I do (which is pretty little) but I have what I consider skills on the level of 8-9 years ago, so if I overestimate my abilities to spot a fake, it might be like walking on thin ice. So I'd really like a reliable, accessible, top-notch go-to guru who knows all or almost all the 2010/2011 stuff. Basically I need advice on how to find such a person without getting snookered.
Maybe I can do a rapid verbal test over the phone where I would name 12 products in rapid fire succession to see how fast the person can explain each one. Ideally I would like to throw in 2 trick questions - Maybe mention an individual software that is newly obsolete, looking for the person to say: "As of 6 months ago, nobody uses that software."
If someone can help me develop a Q&A using PM's, I would be very grateful.

Maybe I can do a rapid verbal test over the phone where I would name 12 products in rapid fire succession to see how fast the person can explain each one. Ideally I would like to throw in 2 trick questions - Maybe mention an individual software that is newly obsolete, looking for the person to say: "As of 6 months ago, nobody uses that software."
If someone can help me develop a Q&A using PM's, I would be very grateful.







). If I were asking someone questions to test their guru-ness, I would definitely bring up wireless internet connection issues, as that is where many "gurus" fall shockingly short. Beyond that, when most people say tech guru they mean someone who can fix problems with windows OS/internt connection/some peripheral device. So I would ask about specific issues in those areas.
There's a lot of software I have no experience with and even a lot of problems I never had to deal with on my own computers because of preventative upkeep.
If I was "Oprah rich" you'd be my go-to person -- and you'd be paid handsomely.
Seriously.