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Rejected state Motos....these are funny!

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Alabama: At Least We're Not Mississippi
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: Dehyd-rific!
Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: Too Wimpy to Cross the Mountains So We Stopped Here
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only the Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Senior Citizen Discounts Available
Georgia: Confederate Money Welcome
Hawaii: Come, Get Lai-ed
Idaho: We Don't Care If You Spell Potato With an "E"
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: Don't Blame Us, We Voted For Dole
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
Michigan: Land of the Free, Home of the Buick
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes...and 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come and Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars Hard at Work
Montana: It's Where You're Wanted
Nebraska: More Corn Than Kansas
Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: We Really Are One of the 50 States!
New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...
North Carolina: Tobacco Is a Vegetable
North Dakota: Um, We've Got, Um...Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!
Ohio: Home of Lake Erie and the Mistake by the Lake
Oklahoma: We're OK, You're NOT
Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY an Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Edjucashun State
Texas: Si Hablo Ingles
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin: Say "Cheeeese"
Wyoming: Why Are You Here?
post #2 of 7
I think NJ's fits well
post #3 of 7
Very accurate!
post #4 of 7
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Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing
I do have to agree with that one there..hehe
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post #6 of 7
I love New Mexico's! Born there and can't tell you how many times people have told me : "But you don't look Mexican!"
post #7 of 7
I wonder if there are ones for our provinces...?
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