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After 3 weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied, "the sunrises &sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just this one problem. It is these breasts that you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out &I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches &snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced," as she put it.

"That is a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."

And God reached down, removed the middle breast &tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed &God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram &the cow has her bull; all of the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment &said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate &I will immediately create a man from a part of you..... Now, let's see.............where did I put that useless boob?"

Now, doesn't THAT make more sense than the business about the rib?
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OMG! That cracked me up!
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I always wondered......
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that was funny!!!
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That is one of my favorite jokes! Thanks for posting that!
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