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post #1 of 25
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70 year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results. Dr. Smith said, "George everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally, emotionally and are you at peace with your self and have a good relationship with God?"

George replied, "God and me are tight. We are so close that when I get up in the middle of the night, poof! The light goes on & I go to the bathroom and then poof! The light goes off!"

"Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"

A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great. But I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! The light goes on in the bathroom and then poof! The light goes off?"

Thelma replied, "Darn fool! He's peeing in the fridge again!"
post #2 of 25
I am a little confused here.
post #3 of 25
I don't get it
post #4 of 25
me too, I don't get it...
post #5 of 25
Help us Shell...What's the punch line???
post #6 of 25
me too...
post #7 of 25
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&%#%! Hold on a sec...I forgot to copy all of it! Honest...it's a good one!
post #8 of 25
LOL!
post #9 of 25
Thread Starter 
OK, it's fixed! Sorry about that! Damn, I can be so dumb at times!
post #10 of 25

hahaha!!! I love it!
post #11 of 25
Haaa Haaa! It was better with the suspense factor anyway!!!
Cute joke!
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post #13 of 25
Now it makes me wonder if the joke is funnier or is whatever shell has done that's funnier..but whatever it is, it's just funny!!!
post #14 of 25
LOL Shell your so crazy!!!
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post #16 of 25
Good Joke!
post #17 of 25
LMAO!!!! Good one!!!! and you're not dumb, just extra-ordinary
post #18 of 25
LMAO you are so funny Shell!

That was a good joke too!
post #19 of 25
Oi!
post #20 of 25
HeeHeeHeeHee
post #21 of 25
Cute joke, I wondered why some of you didn't get it, I was a little worried.
post #22 of 25
very cute, i love jokes
post #23 of 25
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Quote:
Originally posted by bren.1
Cute joke, I wondered why some of you didn't get it, I was a little worried.
No Bren...I was just had my head up my A$$ looking out my bellybutton when I posted that!
post #24 of 25
And here I thought I'd be all smart and explain to these people how the fridge light goes on and off, until I realized you had originally posted the joke wrong!!!
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