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Today I arose from my peaceful slumber at aproximately a quarter to six in the A.M. I can't be sure exactly what time it was as the rooster that lives in one of the houses down below is particularly unreliable. Some mornings he is early, other mornigs he is rather tardy... A most unreliable creature indeed!
Following my morning stretch, I decided it would be no fun to not have company on such a dark and gloomy morning and so I ventured forth to find Zooey, who was sleeping in her bedroom with Mythie. It's so sweet the way they have bonded so well in the past weeks.
Anyway, once everyone was up, we all went over to the door, which was AS USUAL... SHUT! So naturally I had to scratch and meow until one of our humble servants came to our aid. Now of course, they're not particularly clever so it takes several sharp meows to get them going in the morning. The female one is particularly hard of hearing. I've often heard her complain that it's only becuase she sleeps on the side furthest from the door... Ha! I believe she merely pretends not to hear my meows.
Not only are these dutiful servants fairly deaf they are also rather forgetful, so i had to gently remind the female one, known as baby, that breakfast must be served no later than six thirty in the A.M. What they don't realise is that I don't like to have to nag them so... But as Alpha Cat it is MY duty to ensure that everything in our household is running as smoothly as possible.
After a particularly crunchy breakfast of Felidae, we adjourned to the bedroom, for our morning aerobics. 30 minutes of playing bed-tag is really enough for any cat... Mythie was especially boisterous this morning and to the great amusement of Zooey and myself, landed on the face of our male servant, (known as darling) twice!!! Oh i tell you it was quite amusing... The things these kittens get up to. Reminds me of when I was younger... And i must say it's very sporting of the hired help to remain IN the bed while we exercise... The lumps and bumps they form make it a far more enjoyable game then when there is no one in the bed.
By this time Baby had gone back to bed, she's quite lazy you know.... And Darling was fast asleep as he is loathe to rise before sun up... Mythie being the youngest of us, had to use the little kitties box, so naturally i scratched to open the door for her... as she has not yet mastered the art of scratching doors. It's quite tiresome really... I have to scratch to help her out, and to help her get back in. I look forward to the day when she is able to let herself in and out without my help.
AS i had, by this time fulfilled my morning duties as Alpha Cat i decided to have a wash, and retire until about nine. I had the most entertaining dream about chasing a mouse you know... and as soon as caught it, in my dream it turned directly into cheese. At about nine i arose again... And Zooey and myself had an very envigorating discussion about what new chasing games we would be playing later in the evening. I look forward to playing a game she has devised involving racing madly across the carpet and up onto the sofa while Baby & Darling are watching the box... Oh the look on their faces will be well worth the effort!!
Anyway, it is about time for Baby & Darling to get up now, and start their daily chores of cleaning the kitty litter, cleaning our home, organizing our toys, restuffing some of them with cat-nip... I had better get off the computer, in case they decide that i may not be so 'helpless' after all... yawn ...oh i think i'll take another nap...
More later...
Bobbie Love
(Alpha Cat)
Today I arose from my peaceful slumber at aproximately a quarter to six in the A.M. I can't be sure exactly what time it was as the rooster that lives in one of the houses down below is particularly unreliable. Some mornings he is early, other mornigs he is rather tardy... A most unreliable creature indeed!
Following my morning stretch, I decided it would be no fun to not have company on such a dark and gloomy morning and so I ventured forth to find Zooey, who was sleeping in her bedroom with Mythie. It's so sweet the way they have bonded so well in the past weeks.
Anyway, once everyone was up, we all went over to the door, which was AS USUAL... SHUT! So naturally I had to scratch and meow until one of our humble servants came to our aid. Now of course, they're not particularly clever so it takes several sharp meows to get them going in the morning. The female one is particularly hard of hearing. I've often heard her complain that it's only becuase she sleeps on the side furthest from the door... Ha! I believe she merely pretends not to hear my meows.
Not only are these dutiful servants fairly deaf they are also rather forgetful, so i had to gently remind the female one, known as baby, that breakfast must be served no later than six thirty in the A.M. What they don't realise is that I don't like to have to nag them so... But as Alpha Cat it is MY duty to ensure that everything in our household is running as smoothly as possible.
After a particularly crunchy breakfast of Felidae, we adjourned to the bedroom, for our morning aerobics. 30 minutes of playing bed-tag is really enough for any cat... Mythie was especially boisterous this morning and to the great amusement of Zooey and myself, landed on the face of our male servant, (known as darling) twice!!! Oh i tell you it was quite amusing... The things these kittens get up to. Reminds me of when I was younger... And i must say it's very sporting of the hired help to remain IN the bed while we exercise... The lumps and bumps they form make it a far more enjoyable game then when there is no one in the bed.
By this time Baby had gone back to bed, she's quite lazy you know.... And Darling was fast asleep as he is loathe to rise before sun up... Mythie being the youngest of us, had to use the little kitties box, so naturally i scratched to open the door for her... as she has not yet mastered the art of scratching doors. It's quite tiresome really... I have to scratch to help her out, and to help her get back in. I look forward to the day when she is able to let herself in and out without my help.
AS i had, by this time fulfilled my morning duties as Alpha Cat i decided to have a wash, and retire until about nine. I had the most entertaining dream about chasing a mouse you know... and as soon as caught it, in my dream it turned directly into cheese. At about nine i arose again... And Zooey and myself had an very envigorating discussion about what new chasing games we would be playing later in the evening. I look forward to playing a game she has devised involving racing madly across the carpet and up onto the sofa while Baby & Darling are watching the box... Oh the look on their faces will be well worth the effort!!
Anyway, it is about time for Baby & Darling to get up now, and start their daily chores of cleaning the kitty litter, cleaning our home, organizing our toys, restuffing some of them with cat-nip... I had better get off the computer, in case they decide that i may not be so 'helpless' after all... yawn ...oh i think i'll take another nap...
More later...
Bobbie Love
(Alpha Cat)
